Job opportunity

[Con ate dog]

FREE BEER!

Now that I have your attention, I'd like to draw you away from the legitimate job offers here in the classifieds, and try to suck you into an indoctrination meeting near the airport. Here we will spend some time training you how to harrass unsuspecting civilians with offers of an inferior product sold at an inflated price. We will teach you how to give a good presentation. Then you'll sell one unit to your parents, who are glad you finally got a job, and perhaps a second to some relatives, who will listen to your shpeil like the good sports they are, then end up succumbing to emotional blackmail and buying one, subsequently resenting you for the rest of their lives.
There is a small chance you will actually continue past this, discovering a flair for sales; until you move up to time share condos, or something else several notches above the bottom of the barrel, we will have to give you a higher commission, which hurts our profit margin. You can make it up to us, though, by "educating" some new suckers we'll get with our next "job" ad.


PARTY NAKED!

Now that we've got your attention...

[craig johnston]

i would move to shanghai asap...