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08-07-2005, 07:11 PM
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monkey
Join Date: Dec 2002
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-Grandparents
... say the darndest things
So my grandparents just got back from their alasken cruise. They bought me all these neat things from their holiday. My grandmother bought this really nice tablecloth that's handmade with really intricate sewing. It was super expensive and I was telling her how nice it is. Me: " This is so nice." Her: "I know, I rock" Me: "When are you going to use this?" Her: "When you get married.. I'll bring it out" Me: "Oh my god" Her: "Next year, after your wedding.. I'll bust it out" She just loves teasing me. I'd like to see her try and arrange my marriage..  What do your grandparents say to you? |
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08-07-2005, 07:40 PM
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monkey
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: on the go
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I haven't spoken to my grandparents in years. They're jerks.
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08-07-2005, 07:42 PM
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Lollypop!
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: we are all made of stars
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I only have one grandpa left, he grabbed my boob last time I saw him, he thought I was my grandma back when they were in their 20's. He is in a home now.
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08-07-2005, 07:47 PM
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girthy pickles
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: under your desk
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"I wrote my obituary"
"I gave my wedding dress to St Vincent De Paul. It's a size 3. No one in this family was going to fit into it." "I love you. I'm so glad you got a job, I've been praying for you every night." "How's the car running? Do you need some gas money?" "Your dad is so stubborn!" "How's your mom doing with P (stepdad) gone?" "Stop by & see us when you're in town." "You should pick out some things for yourself, too. Grandma's not going to live forever."--when I asked her for a crocheted baby gift. She ALWAYS had her crocheting with her, even in the hospital. "Oh, I like this music."--when I put a Glen Miller CD in while she was visiting "You should name him Wolfgang. It's a good German name for a good German dog. Then you can stand on the back porch & call "Here, Wolf! Here, Wolf!" and the neighbors will think you're calling a big German Shepherd, and then this little wiener dog will come running up to the house. How funny would that be?"
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08-07-2005, 09:47 PM
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no more nice girl
Join Date: Jan 2004
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Snake: Why don't you want Grandma and Grandad to go to Grandparents' Day?
Troll Princess: 'Cos I don't like 'em
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08-07-2005, 10:05 PM
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monkey
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 3,060
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^^^ hahahaha I love her!
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