Zefrank spreads love in China - ZEFRANK.COM

Con ate dog · 08-16-2005, 03:36 AM

A colleague asked me to post his letter; not being the joining type, he can't himself:

Dear ZeFrank

This could have started dear Penthouse but lets give credit where credit is due. I am an English teacher in China and have been in a slump for a little while as far as girls are concerned. I seem to go to a computer bar a lot and after your website was recommended to me by a good friend [Ed:

] I had to take a look. As I was busy enjoying those great monster heads I heard a little voice start to laugh with me and I turned to see this great pair of ................um eyes looking at my screen. After a little while of pointing and laughing together at some of those really stupid faces (especially yours) we got to talking (and that is really hard when neither of us speak each others language) thanks to a great little translating program. We have been doing great and i am learning more Chinese now. Thanks for helping us (unintentionally of course but a big help none the less) cross the language barrier with laughter. The great cultural divide has been spread a lot more often now and I am a better man for it. It just goes to show you that having a good sense of humour is better then having two in the bush.

zefrank · 08-16-2005, 11:59 AM

all i ask is that you yell my name each time you have sex.

Con ate dog · 08-16-2005, 01:29 PM

I'll pass that along. And don't laugh- they just might.

zenbabe · 08-16-2005, 01:30 PM

And no Bukkake.

zefrank · 08-16-2005, 01:43 PM

when i said "you"...i meant all of china.

zefrank · 08-16-2005, 01:43 PM

don't screw this up con....

just don't.

Con ate dog · 08-16-2005, 01:55 PM

"Zefrank" in phonetic Chinese...

This'll have to wait until morning- I can't find my dictionary.

The trick will be to convince them it's a prayer for stronger followup orgasms. Depending on however the characters translate, I'll cook up a Chinese folk tale dating back several centuries.

Off the top of my head:
"DZEE FAH KUH!!! AAAAAIIIIIIYAH!!!"
Banging on the walls: "Could you keep it down!? We're trying to sleep!"

08-16-2005, 03:36 AM	#1
Con ate dog some guy Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Suzhou, China, city of canals Posts: 308	Zefrank spreads love in China A colleague asked me to post his letter; not being the joining type, he can't himself: Dear ZeFrank This could have started dear Penthouse but lets give credit where credit is due. I am an English teacher in China and have been in a slump for a little while as far as girls are concerned. I seem to go to a computer bar a lot and after your website was recommended to me by a good friend [Ed: ] I had to take a look. As I was busy enjoying those great monster heads I heard a little voice start to laugh with me and I turned to see this great pair of ................um eyes looking at my screen. After a little while of pointing and laughing together at some of those really stupid faces (especially yours) we got to talking (and that is really hard when neither of us speak each others language) thanks to a great little translating program. We have been doing great and i am learning more Chinese now. Thanks for helping us (unintentionally of course but a big help none the less) cross the language barrier with laughter. The great cultural divide has been spread a lot more often now and I am a better man for it. It just goes to show you that having a good sense of humour is better then having two in the bush. __________________ "And there is no liar like the indignant man..." -Friedrich Nietszche

08-16-2005, 01:29 PM	#3
Con ate dog some guy Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Suzhou, China, city of canals Posts: 308	I'll pass that along. And don't laugh- they just might. __________________ "And there is no liar like the indignant man..." -Friedrich Nietszche

08-16-2005, 01:30 PM	#4
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	And no Bukkake. __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

08-16-2005, 01:55 PM	#7
Con ate dog some guy Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Suzhou, China, city of canals Posts: 308	"Zefrank" in phonetic Chinese... This'll have to wait until morning- I can't find my dictionary. The trick will be to convince them it's a prayer for stronger followup orgasms. Depending on however the characters translate, I'll cook up a Chinese folk tale dating back several centuries. Off the top of my head: "DZEE FAH KUH!!! AAAAAIIIIIIYAH!!!" Banging on the walls: "Could you keep it down!? We're trying to sleep!" __________________ "And there is no liar like the indignant man..." -Friedrich Nietszche

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08-16-2005, 11:59 AM	#2
zefrank ------------- Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: brooklyn NY Posts: 1,581	all i ask is that you yell my name each time you have sex.

08-16-2005, 01:43 PM	#5
zefrank ------------- Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: brooklyn NY Posts: 1,581	when i said "you"...i meant all of china.