letter

[zero]

dear

[Frieda]

Zero,

[zero]

you

[jasmina]

know

[zero]

dear zero

you know that pair of

[jasmina]

dear zero

you know that pair of trousers

[brightpearl]

dear boss,

let me understand this 'cause, ya know maybe it's me. is it right what i heard from big bernardo porridgio? he has told me you are to be "capo di tutti capi". listen, i aint gonna complain, but are you sure you want this gig? I mean, think about it, boss - you're going to have to be traveling and that means leaving that schmuck gino garbanzo in charge while you're gone - and i ain't tellin' no tales outta class, but you remember what happened with the meat truck? garbanzo froze that cop so hard that we had to rig a jack hammer with an ice cream scoop to get him out. Not to mention the cannoli stand incident - if little manfredo valance hadn't come along with that embroidered hanky at just the right time,

[Hyakujo's Fox]

dear boss,

let me understand this 'cause, ya know maybe it's me. is it right what i heard from big bernardo porridgio? he has told me you are to be "capo di tutti capi". listen, i aint gonna complain, but are you sure you want this gig? I mean, think about it, boss - you're going to have to be traveling and that means leaving that schmuck gino garbanzo in charge while you're gone - and i ain't tellin' no tales outta class, but you remember what happened with the meat truck? garbanzo froze that cop so hard that we had to rig a jack hammer with an ice cream scoop to get him out. Not to mention the cannoli stand incident - if little manfredo valance hadn't come along with that embroidered hanky at just the right time, jimmy carpriccio woulda ended up nuttin more than a difficult-ta-budge stain on donny pescatelli's hallway carpet.

[Anna]

dear boss,

let me understand this 'cause, ya know maybe it's me. is it right what i heard from big bernardo porridgio? he has told me you are to be "capo di tutti capi". listen, i aint gonna complain, but are you sure you want this gig? I mean, think about it, boss - you're going to have to be traveling and that means leaving that schmuck gino garbanzo in charge while you're gone - and i ain't tellin' no tales outta class, but you remember what happened with the meat truck? garbanzo froze that cop so hard that we had to rig a jack hammer with an ice cream scoop to get him out. Not to mention the cannoli stand incident if little manfredo valance hadn't come along with that embroidered hanky at just the right time, jimmy carpriccio woulda ended up nuttin more than a difficult-ta-budge stain on donny pescatelli's hallway carpet, but cha know boss it didn't go down dat way and we had ta put in a whole new carpet and replace the base boards, and holy jeez, I don't even wanna mention the walls, whata fricken mess! I know what your thinkin' boss, you're possibly thinkin' that

[Brynn]

dear boss,

let me understand this 'cause, ya know maybe it's me. is it right what i heard from big bernardo porridgio? he has told me you are to be "capo di tutti capi". listen, i aint gonna complain, but are you sure you want this gig? I mean, think about it, boss - you're going to have to be traveling and that means leaving that schmuck gino garbanzo in charge while you're gone - and i ain't tellin' no tales outta class, but you remember what happened with the meat truck? garbanzo froze that cop so hard that we had to rig a jack hammer with an ice cream scoop to get him out. Not to mention the cannoli stand incident if little manfredo valance hadn't come along with that embroidered hanky at just the right time, jimmy carpriccio woulda ended up nuttin more than a difficult-ta-budge stain on donny pescatelli's hallway carpet, but cha know boss it didn't go down dat way and we had ta put in a whole new carpet and replace the base boards, and holy jeez, I don't even wanna mention the walls, whata fricken mess! I know what your thinkin' boss, you're possibly thinkin' that I got an angle. Well, there ain't no angle. Full stop. I'm just worried bout cha. Look, you're like a fadda to me - the fadda I never knew. I remember the time you

[Anna]

dear boss,

let me understand this 'cause, ya know maybe it's me. is it right what i heard from big bernardo porridgio? he has told me you are to be "capo di tutti capi". listen, i aint gonna complain, but are you sure you want this gig? I mean, think about it, boss - you're going to have to be traveling and that means leaving that schmuck gino garbanzo in charge while you're gone - and i ain't tellin' no tales outta class, but you remember what happened with the meat truck? garbanzo froze that cop so hard that we had to rig a jack hammer with an ice cream scoop to get him out. Not to mention the cannoli stand incident if little manfredo valance hadn't come along with that embroidered hanky at just the right time, jimmy carpriccio woulda ended up nuttin more than a difficult-ta-budge stain on donny pescatelli's hallway carpet, but cha know boss it didn't go down dat way and we had ta put in a whole new carpet and replace the base boards, and holy jeez, I don't even wanna mention the walls, whata fricken mess! I know what your thinkin' boss, you're possibly thinkin' that I got an angle. Well, there ain't no angle. Full stop. I'm just worried bout cha. Look, you're like a fadda to me - the fadda I never knew. I remember the time you an me went fishin, remember dat? an I thawt yous was mad at me for gummin up da works wid Charlie Bamboosa an dat bag a dough he was tryin ta wash an you told me ta pick up an ya know, I sorta left it in da subway, ha ha, remember? and I thawt when you ask me ta go fishin after dat you was askin me ta “Go Fishin,” ya know, Fer Real, like deep sea or sumthin. Anyways, yous really took me fishin boss and we cawt sum fish and day was really good. I remember dat boss. I remember… so I’m just sayin dis cause I love ya an I wanna help ya, ya know, an I

[Pixie Cherries]

dear boss,

let me understand this 'cause, ya know maybe it's me. is it right what i heard from big bernardo porridgio? he has told me you are to be "capo di tutti capi". listen, i aint gonna complain, but are you sure you want this gig? I mean, think about it, boss - you're going to have to be traveling and that means leaving that schmuck gino garbanzo in charge while you're gone - and i ain't tellin' no tales outta class, but you remember what happened with the meat truck? garbanzo froze that cop so hard that we had to rig a jack hammer with an ice cream scoop to get him out. Not to mention the cannoli stand incident if little manfredo valance hadn't come along with that embroidered hanky at just the right time, jimmy carpriccio woulda ended up nuttin more than a difficult-ta-budge stain on donny pescatelli's hallway carpet, but cha know boss it didn't go down dat way and we had ta put in a whole new carpet and replace the base boards, and holy jeez, I don't even wanna mention the walls, whata fricken mess! I know what your thinkin' boss, you're possibly thinkin' that I got an angle. Well, there ain't no angle. Full stop. I'm just worried bout cha. Look, you're like a fadda to me - the fadda I never knew. I remember the time you an me went fishin, remember dat? an I thawt yous was mad at me for gummin up da works wid Charlie Bamboosa an dat bag a dough he was tryin ta wash an you told me ta pick up an ya know, I sorta left it in da subway, ha ha, remember? and I thawt when you ask me ta go fishin after dat you was askin me ta “Go Fishin,” ya know, Fer Real, like deep sea or sumthin. Anyways, yous really took me fishin boss and we cawt sum fish and day was really good. I remember dat boss. I remember… so I’m just sayin dis cause I love ya an I wanna help ya, ya know, an I maybe nevr showd ya all my respect to tell ya about the fadda part, but its straight, boss, its true. Yeah, so I was just thinkin about things, you know with gino in charge now when you're gone.

[Brynn]

dear boss,

let me understand this 'cause, ya know maybe it's me. is it right what i heard from big bernardo porridgio? he has told me you are to be "capo di tutti capi". listen, i aint gonna complain, but are you sure you want this gig? I mean, think about it, boss - you're going to have to be traveling and that means leaving that schmuck gino garbanzo in charge while you're gone - and i ain't tellin' no tales outta class, but you remember what happened with the meat truck? garbanzo froze that cop so hard that we had to rig a jack hammer with an ice cream scoop to get him out. Not to mention the cannoli stand incident if little manfredo valance hadn't come along with that embroidered hanky at just the right time, jimmy carpriccio woulda ended up nuttin more than a difficult-ta-budge stain on donny pescatelli's hallway carpet, but cha know boss it didn't go down dat way and we had ta put in a whole new carpet and replace the base boards, and holy jeez, I don't even wanna mention the walls, whata fricken mess! I know what your thinkin' boss, you're possibly thinkin' that I got an angle. Well, there ain't no angle. Full stop. I'm just worried bout cha. Look, you're like a fadda to me - the fadda I never knew. I remember the time you an me went fishin, remember dat? an I thawt yous was mad at me for gummin up da works wid Charlie Bamboosa an dat bag a dough he was tryin ta wash an you told me ta pick up an ya know, I sorta left it in da subway, ha ha, remember? and I thawt when you ask me ta go fishin after dat you was askin me ta “Go Fishin,” ya know, Fer Real, like deep sea or sumthin. Anyways, yous really took me fishin boss and we cawt sum fish and day was really good. I remember dat boss. I remember… so I’m just sayin dis cause I love ya an I wanna help ya, ya know, an I maybe nevr showd ya all my respect to tell ya about the fadda part, but its straight, boss, its true. Yeah, so I was just thinkin about things, you know with gino in charge now when you're gone.
Dat's it, I said my piece an I'm done. From da heart, man. Waddeva you decide, I gotcher back. So. Yeah.

Solly

[Brynn]

Dear Tim -
It's always so awkward between us at work, so I thought I'd write this to let you know that I'm not being unfriendly - I actually like you a lot and would even like us to go do something outside of work sometime if you wanted. But I'm a little nervous about talking to you at work because

[trisherina]

Dear Tim -
It's always so awkward between us at work, so I thought I'd write this to let you know that I'm not being unfriendly - I actually like you a lot and would even like us to go do something outside of work sometime if you wanted. But I'm a little nervous about talking to you at work because word goes that you really put that temp assistant through the wringer. What