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08-30-2007, 02:36 AM
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Dear Tim -
It's always so awkward between us at work, so I thought I'd write this to let you know that I'm not being unfriendly - I actually like you a lot and would even like us to go do something outside of work sometime if you wanted. But I'm a little nervous about talking to you at work because word goes that you really put that temp assistant through the wringer. What office synergy building workshop told you that nude parkouring in D.C. would be a great collaborative warm-up? Sometimes
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09-05-2007, 01:17 PM
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Dear Tim -
It's always so awkward between us at work, so I thought I'd write this to let you know that I'm not being unfriendly - I actually like you a lot and would even like us to go do something outside of work sometime if you wanted. But I'm a little nervous about talking to you at work because word goes that you really put that temp assistant through the wringer. What office synergy building workshop told you that nude parkouring in D.C. would be a great collaborative warm-up? Sometimes I wonder if I’m just out of touch or stepped into the Twilight Zone when I’m around you. Could you please explain those odd bulges and the way your cubicle always smells like Bon Ami Cleanser with circus peanuts? Also, I heard you're into cat spanking, and I just can't condone that. Other than that, I find your choices of clever t-shirts to be really compelling..."Party Naked!" Ha ha ha! Wherever do you find those? |
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09-12-2007, 02:45 AM
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Dear Tim -
It's always so awkward between us at work, so I thought I'd write this to let you know that I'm not being unfriendly - I actually like you a lot and would even like us to go do something outside of work sometime if you wanted. But I'm a little nervous about talking to you at work because word goes that you really put that temp assistant through the wringer. What office synergy building workshop told you that nude parkouring in D.C. would be a great collaborative warm-up? Sometimes I wonder if I’m just out of touch or stepped into the Twilight Zone when I’m around you. Could you please explain those odd bulges and the way your cubicle always smells like Bon Ami Cleanser with circus peanuts? Also, I heard you're into cat spanking, and I just can't condone that. Other than that, I find your choices of clever t-shirts to be really compelling..."Party Naked!" Ha ha ha! Wherever do you find those? I also find your dead fly collection quite fascinating. Who knew we had so many species in the building!? I guess you do, however, could you please be so kind as to use your own stapler for mounting practice?
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09-12-2007, 08:03 PM
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Dear Tim -
It's always so awkward between us at work, so I thought I'd write this to let you know that I'm not being unfriendly - I actually like you a lot and would even like us to go do something outside of work sometime if you wanted. But I'm a little nervous about talking to you at work because word goes that you really put that temp assistant through the wringer. What office synergy building workshop told you that nude parkouring in D.C. would be a great collaborative warm-up? Sometimes I wonder if I’m just out of touch or stepped into the Twilight Zone when I’m around you. Could you please explain those odd bulges and the way your cubicle always smells like Bon Ami Cleanser with circus peanuts? Also, I heard you're into cat spanking, and I just can't condone that. Other than that, I find your choices of clever t-shirts to be really compelling..."Party Naked!" Ha ha ha! Wherever do you find those? I also find your dead fly collection quite fascinating. Who knew we had so many species in the building!? I guess you do, however, could you please be so kind as to use your own stapler for mounting practice? And please, please wash your hands when afterwards, especially |
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09-13-2007, 04:33 PM
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Dear Tim -
It's always so awkward between us at work, so I thought I'd write this to let you know that I'm not being unfriendly - I actually like you a lot and would even like us to go do something outside of work sometime if you wanted. But I'm a little nervous about talking to you at work because word goes that you really put that temp assistant through the wringer. What office synergy building workshop told you that nude parkouring in D.C. would be a great collaborative warm-up? Sometimes I wonder if I’m just out of touch or stepped into the Twilight Zone when I’m around you. Could you please explain those odd bulges and the way your cubicle always smells like Bon Ami Cleanser with circus peanuts? Also, I heard you're into cat spanking, and I just can't condone that. Other than that, I find your choices of clever t-shirts to be really compelling..."Party Naked!" Ha ha ha! Wherever do you find those? I also find your dead fly collection quite fascinating. Who knew we had so many species in the building!? I guess you do, however, could you please be so kind as to use your own stapler for mounting practice? And please, please wash your hands when afterwards, when we're in a rush and not thinking clearly, our "sessions" together in the file room are over. I've probably written too much already. I hope we don't get "busted" - but I just need you to know that although I've consented in the past to do this "thing" with you, I do have some misgivings about all of it, and would like to know at least a little more about you - more for medical emergencies than anything, I guess. After I give you my last payment, I'd really like us to either move forward in our relationship (bringing some much-needed clarity and hopefully intimacy), or bring it to a conclusion so that we may pursue other...other more wholesome - uh - pursuits. Like I said, I really am drawn to you for reasons other than - well, you know. Thanks. And yes, I will break you for lunch, no problem. Lucy
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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction. Last edited by Brynn : 09-13-2007 at 04:36 PM. |
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09-19-2007, 02:34 AM
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My Dearest Sasha,
I just flew in from Tajikistan when I got your note. hope to see you soon! bye Last edited by Anna : 10-29-2007 at 06:12 AM. Reason: pressing matters |
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10-29-2007, 06:12 AM
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Dear Microsoft,
I hate you! |
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10-29-2007, 04:03 PM
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How long was I asleep?
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Dear Microsoft Customer:
We so don't care. XOX MS Customer Support |
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10-30-2007, 05:56 PM
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10-31-2007, 12:05 AM
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dear miss toodle,
on behalf of virgin galactic, i would like to thank you for your recent expression of interest in joining our organisation. every week we receive many applications from enthusiastic and dedicated people from all over the world seeking a position with us, and your letter in particular was one of the most heartfelt applications for employment i have ever read. however, |
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10-31-2007, 01:17 AM
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dear miss toodle,
on behalf of virgin galactic, i would like to thank you for your recent expression of interest in joining our organisation. every week we receive many applications from enthusiastic and dedicated people from all over the world seeking a position with us, and your letter in particular was one of the most heartfelt applications for employment i have ever read. however, you seem to have grossly misconstrued our mission, miss toodle. we are not
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10-31-2007, 05:46 AM
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dear miss toodle,
on behalf of virgin galactic, i would like to thank you for your recent expression of interest in joining our organisation. every week we receive many applications from enthusiastic and dedicated people from all over the world seeking a position with us, and your letter in particular was one of the most heartfelt applications for employment i have ever read. however, you seem to have grossly misconstrued our mission, miss toodle, we are not that kind of virgin, on the contrary, we |
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11-03-2007, 07:48 AM
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dear miss toodle, |
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02-20-2008, 09:16 AM
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
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dear miss toodle,
on behalf of virgin galactic, i would like to thank you for your recent expression of interest in joining our organisation. every week we receive many applications from enthusiastic and dedicated people from all over the world seeking a position with us, and your letter in particular was one of the most heartfelt applications for employment we have ever read. however, you seem to have grossly misconstrued our mission, miss toodle. we are not that kind of virgin, on the contrary, we've "done this before" particularly when it comes to forming exciting new companies. for example, remember virgin cola? so rather than employment, perhaps we can offer you a very special 10% discount should you book your place in space now. then you, miss toodle, yes, you, can join around 200 virgin galactic astronauts who could venture to space as early as 2009! training can begin right now, right here, in your very own home. make yourself comfortable in an upright chair, and, as you hold the enclosed virgin glactic skymap at arm's length, begin to make deep, guttural huffing noises as you chew some gum, taking care not to accidentally expectorate. Soon you'll begin to feel yourself |
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02-20-2008, 07:21 PM
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constantly amazed
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dear miss toodle,
on behalf of virgin galactic, i would like to thank you for your recent expression of interest in joining our organisation. every week we receive many applications from enthusiastic and dedicated people from all over the world seeking a position with us, and your letter in particular was one of the most heartfelt applications for employment we have ever read. however, you seem to have grossly misconstrued our mission, miss toodle. we are not that kind of virgin, on the contrary, we've "done this before" particularly when it comes to forming exciting new companies. for example, remember virgin cola? so rather than employment, perhaps we can offer you a very special 10% discount should you book your place in space now. then you, miss toodle, yes, you, can join around 200 virgin galactic astronauts who could venture to space as early as 2009! training can begin right now, right here, in your very own home. make yourself comfortable in an upright chair, and, as you hold the enclosed virgin glactic skymap at arm's length, begin to make deep, guttural huffing noises as you chew some gum, taking care not to accidentally expectorate. Soon you'll begin to feel yourself clearing out your ears with each swallow of saliva if you happen to live at a high altitude. This is normal. However,
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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction. |
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