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JesusTitties · 08-27-2005, 06:16 PM

So i have the day off today, the sun was out and as usual in the summer time i head off to the nude beach.
We have a really nice one in this city... its cleaner than any other beach and quite frankly if you get passed the 'nude' part (its nothing sexual) its quite lovely.

Anywho so the beach isnt particularly busy today so im strolling up the water.. lots of nice people, families, etc.. and as im walking i come to this sort of clearing where a path leads from the beach to the main bike path. Out of this clearing come about ohhhhh 15-20 teenage girls, who probably had no idea that there was a nude beach beyond the trees because all of them started screetching and yelling and laughing.

They were of course all clothed, and i was completely naked.. i sort of let out a chuckle and went back to my blanket to lay back and catch some sun. About halfway to my blanket i here EXCUSE ME? SIR?

I turn around and about 4 of them are chasing after me (im completely naked remember) with cameras asking to get pics of me w/them. Apparently they are all from england, tourists - here for some bus tour of universities or something i dont know. I said alright.
I happened to have my dig camera with me as well and i gave it to one of the girls.

Long story short - i had my picture taken completely bare ass with about 15 girls on the beach all posing around me - its quite possibly the funniest thing ive ever seen. As for my dig camera, they only took two with me with a couple of them, i guess they didnt know how to work it.

But id imagine, when they fly back to england they are all going to have some funny stories to tell.

BOOBS

zero · 08-27-2005, 06:23 PM

and then you woke up

JesusTitties · 08-27-2005, 06:31 PM

I have the pictures to prove it, as stated in the story. Its just a funny story which occured today. If you want to read the New York Times go pick up a newspaper.

zero · 08-27-2005, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JesusTitties

I have the pictures to prove it, as stated in the story.

post them BigJessie

you're not usually shy

Audreyvgs · 08-27-2005, 06:40 PM

its true. He emailed me the pic(s) and he is one casual dude.

I'm one of the chosen.

yougoboobs!

zero · 08-27-2005, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Audreyvgs

its true. He emailed me the pic(s) and he is one casual dude.

I'm one of the chosen.

yougoboobs!

BigJessie you emailed nudie pics of yourself to audreyvegs?

lol

and i always thought you were a dangerous kind of a guy

disillusioned

Audreyvgs · 08-27-2005, 06:52 PM

Yeah, i might be kinda tame for somebody like
JT, but then again, Im somebody people can trust
when their ass is on the line.

who trusts you?

zero · 08-27-2005, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Audreyvgs

...He emailed me the pic(s)...

and then you woke up

Avalon · 08-27-2005, 06:57 PM

^^^^^To borrow the words of a well known monkey..
"Your jealousy is so ugly."

JT, you rock.

zero · 08-27-2005, 07:01 PM

lovely ladies

skip intro · 08-27-2005, 08:09 PM

this is sad

Avalon · 08-27-2005, 08:26 PM

hahahahaaa

JesusTitties · 08-27-2005, 08:47 PM

i like where this thread is going already
hahaha

Audreyvgs · 08-27-2005, 09:46 PM

trisherina · 08-27-2005, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Audreyvgs

Yeah, i might be kinda tame for somebody like
JT, but then again, Im somebody people can trust
when their ass is on the line.

who trusts you?

trisherina

08-27-2005, 06:16 PM	#1
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	so today So i have the day off today, the sun was out and as usual in the summer time i head off to the nude beach. We have a really nice one in this city... its cleaner than any other beach and quite frankly if you get passed the 'nude' part (its nothing sexual) its quite lovely. Anywho so the beach isnt particularly busy today so im strolling up the water.. lots of nice people, families, etc.. and as im walking i come to this sort of clearing where a path leads from the beach to the main bike path. Out of this clearing come about ohhhhh 15-20 teenage girls, who probably had no idea that there was a nude beach beyond the trees because all of them started screetching and yelling and laughing. They were of course all clothed, and i was completely naked.. i sort of let out a chuckle and went back to my blanket to lay back and catch some sun. About halfway to my blanket i here EXCUSE ME? SIR? I turn around and about 4 of them are chasing after me (im completely naked remember) with cameras asking to get pics of me w/them. Apparently they are all from england, tourists - here for some bus tour of universities or something i dont know. I said alright. I happened to have my dig camera with me as well and i gave it to one of the girls. Long story short - i had my picture taken completely bare ass with about 15 girls on the beach all posing around me - its quite possibly the funniest thing ive ever seen. As for my dig camera, they only took two with me with a couple of them, i guess they didnt know how to work it. But id imagine, when they fly back to england they are all going to have some funny stories to tell. BOOBS

08-27-2005, 06:40 PM	#5
Audreyvgs Blue's Clues Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: on Yur Last Nerve, huh? Posts: 5,412	its true. He emailed me the pic(s) and he is one casual dude. I'm one of the chosen. yougoboobs! __________________ I just LOVE what you haven't done with the place!

08-27-2005, 06:52 PM	#7
Audreyvgs Blue's Clues Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: on Yur Last Nerve, huh? Posts: 5,412	Yeah, i might be kinda tame for somebody like JT, but then again, Im somebody people can trust when their ass is on the line. who trusts you? __________________ I just LOVE what you haven't done with the place!

08-27-2005, 06:57 PM	#9
Avalon Moderator Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: A much better place Posts: 5,931	^^^^^To borrow the words of a well known monkey.. "Your jealousy is so ugly." JT, you rock. __________________ I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. Groucho Marx

08-27-2005, 08:26 PM	#12
Avalon Moderator Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: A much better place Posts: 5,931	hahahahaaa __________________ I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. Groucho Marx

08-27-2005, 06:23 PM	#2
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	and then you woke up

08-27-2005, 06:31 PM	#3
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	I have the pictures to prove it, as stated in the story. Its just a funny story which occured today. If you want to read the New York Times go pick up a newspaper.

08-27-2005, 07:01 PM	#10
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	lovely ladies

08-27-2005, 08:09 PM	#11
skip intro get to it Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 236	this is sad

08-27-2005, 08:47 PM	#13
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	i like where this thread is going already hahaha

08-27-2005, 09:46 PM	#14
Audreyvgs Blue's Clues Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: on Yur Last Nerve, huh? Posts: 5,412	__________________ I just LOVE what you haven't done with the place!

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