Caption Contest for the Blind - ZEFRANK.COM

dddrum · 09-09-2005, 01:15 AM

OK, you're gonna love this one, or my name ain't Priapus Quentin Brohoskyson, the Elder. No, wait.. I meant, "and". Anyhow, the idea is to come up with humorous captions for nonexistent pictures. Our enjoyment would thusly be twofold: the one-line humor of the basic "wacky caption" format, and the added boost of imagining just what in blazes the picture in question must look like.

For example:

"If I could walk like that, I wouldn't need the prosthetic limb!"

Hee hee, oh hee, I'm gigglin' already.

Yrs.,
DDD

Master_Jedi · 09-09-2005, 11:49 PM

"If Santa was that fat he would need more than just a raindeer!"

Brynn · 09-10-2005, 02:52 AM

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^The whole town turns out in costume for the mayor's ever-popular Tenth Annual Crazy Confessions Day, this year beginning at "Gil" Gilchrest's Bait N' Tackle Shoppe, where the proprietor was unceremoniously hauled out and dumped in the bay. The crowd later made its way to Father Tim's for confession and refreshments.

dddrum · 09-10-2005, 03:40 PM

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THAT'S the ticket!

)

^ Lavoris Hudge Middle School students Ferb Gertz and Lubangi Muniania display their winning science fair project, a working go-kart made entirely out of pasta products. "The drive train was the hard part," commented Gertz. When all is said and done, though, the two young inventors agree that the squeaky wheel definitely gets the marinara.

Max Headroom · 09-10-2005, 04:27 PM

Déjà Vu?

dddrum · 09-10-2005, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Max Headroom

Déjà Vu?

Similar in execution, different in intent. And hey, I've been to half a dozen "simple pleasures" threads, so hush.

( Great thread, tho'! Props to Zero. )

Brynn · 09-10-2005, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Max Headroom

Déjà Vu?

Yeah, that occurred to me too, but the standards are very high over there....

09-09-2005, 01:15 AM	#1
dddrum Amateur Human Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Hills north of Mouseland, sunny FLA. Posts: 1,264	Caption Contest for the Blind OK, you're gonna love this one, or my name ain't Priapus Quentin Brohoskyson, the Elder. No, wait.. I meant, "and". Anyhow, the idea is to come up with humorous captions for nonexistent pictures. Our enjoyment would thusly be twofold: the one-line humor of the basic "wacky caption" format, and the added boost of imagining just what in blazes the picture in question must look like. For example: "If I could walk like that, I wouldn't need the prosthetic limb!" Hee hee, oh hee, I'm gigglin' already. Yrs., DDD __________________ ...or words to that effect.

09-10-2005, 03:40 PM	#4
dddrum Amateur Human Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Hills north of Mouseland, sunny FLA. Posts: 1,264	( THAT'S the ticket! ) ^ Lavoris Hudge Middle School students Ferb Gertz and Lubangi Muniania display their winning science fair project, a working go-kart made entirely out of pasta products. "The drive train was the hard part," commented Gertz. When all is said and done, though, the two young inventors agree that the squeaky wheel definitely gets the marinara. __________________ ...or words to that effect.

09-10-2005, 04:27 PM	#5
Max Headroom monkey Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: 20 minutes in the future Posts: 1,098	Déjà Vu? __________________ Art takes something ugly and over time makes it beautiful, Fashion takes something beautiful and over time makes it ugly.

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Master_Jedi Shaggy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: the burg of florida Posts: 501	"If Santa was that fat he would need more than just a raindeer!"

09-10-2005, 02:52 AM	#3
Brynn constantly amazed Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness Posts: 6,206	. ^The whole town turns out in costume for the mayor's ever-popular Tenth Annual Crazy Confessions Day, this year beginning at "Gil" Gilchrest's Bait N' Tackle Shoppe, where the proprietor was unceremoniously hauled out and dumped in the bay. The crowd later made its way to Father Tim's for confession and refreshments.