Noxx's Drunken Monkey Questions

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Continuing the recent rash of questionnaires...

1. Using only one word, describe yourself.

2. Explain the method used by the woodchuck to chuck wood, if the woodchuck could chuck wood that is:

3. Absolute most embarrassing moment of your school-age life:

4. What is the perfect midnight chat session free-for-all drink?

5. If you could do one terrible thing, without any consequences, would you? What would it be?

6. Who's your daddy?

7. If you were suddenly a porn star, what would your screen name be?

8. What is the silliest inanimate object that you have named? What was the name?

9. What was the last stupid thing you did that caused an injury?

10. Have any tangible evidence of evil? Three words or less.

11. Who was that horrible person who let the dogs out?