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Old 02-26-2006, 07:13 PM   #1
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Old 02-26-2006, 10:06 PM   #2
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Go away, whore.

I've been posting here a LOT longer, and if anyone here's dad gets a kidney, it's going to be MINE.

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Old 02-26-2006, 10:18 PM   #3
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The depth of our love for our father can only be matched by the depth of the pain that we feel for his suffering.
Who are you? I mean, seriously. You come here, we know nothing about you, can you tell me why we are supposed to care?
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How do you watch the man, who has given his life for his family, lay night after night hooked up to the dialysis machine and fighting sleep because he fears that the morning will not come for him. This is our father living with kidney failure.
And about a million other people, too.
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Our Dad was diagnosed with kidney failure and placed on dialysis, which for many is a lifeline.
Dialysis is not a lifeline. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.
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But, our father is in the small percentage for which dialysis has not helped. His life expectancy is extremely limited without a kidney donor. None of us are a match.
That's the beauty of this, none of you has to be a match anymore. It used to be that you had to match all 6 antigens. Now they will take donors with 2-3 antigens matching, that is how needed healthy kidneys are.
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Help us give to a man who has always given to us, help us give him a tomorrow.
We are pleading with everyone to please help save our father. If you or anyone you know can find it in your hearts to give the gift of life, a most selfless and humane act, please contact us toll free at 1-900-DAD-HORE. Only 0 blood type please.
That's the other thing you don't have to match anymore, is blood type. They are just not that picky about it. They can't be. They spin the blood around in a centrifuge until it matches. You should really have done more research before asking strangers for a ****ing kidney.
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There is no expense to the donor.
BULLSHIT. It's medically worse for the donor, not to mention the expense. The donor has to cover the pre-transplant costs, as well as follow up for the rest of their life.
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So yeah. Good luck w/that. Please do some more research. It's highly possible one of you could donate.

Also, I want to interstick you.
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Old 02-26-2006, 10:56 PM   #4
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we will rip one right out of the fvckin lurkers just to help you . god knows if i needed an organ this is the place to come for that. anything else we can get you dont hesitate to ask.
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Old 02-26-2006, 10:59 PM   #5
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we just had a member say that he would donate a testicle if you need that. he said he had 3 and was willing to give one up. please let us know.
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Old 02-26-2006, 11:07 PM   #6
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you know i hope none of you are ever so desperate that you are willing to spill your guts to complete strangers to beg for help...i have a close freind who has had a kidney transplant...and i know when he was at that point we did not think he would live to get a matching donor...we were doing anything and everything to get his search out to the public...luckily my friend found a donor and he is still here...


kidneyfordad...i hope your dad is just as lucky
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Old 02-26-2006, 11:13 PM   #7
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you know i hope none of you are ever so desperate that you are willing to spill your guts to complete strangers to beg for help...i have a close freind who has had a kidney transplant...and i know when he was at that point we did not think he would live to get a matching donor...we were doing anything and everything to get his search out to the public...luckily my friend found a donor and he is still here...


kidneyfordad...i hope your dad is just as lucky
Go **** yourself.

Until you personally have ever sat in a nephrologists office, you have no rights to speak on this subject.
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Old 02-26-2006, 11:13 PM   #8
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^^^^^^^^^^
While your sentiment is touching..you clearly do not know anything about anyone on this board.

ETA..this wasn't for you peef..but you already knew that

Oh an T..I stand my my offer to take that testicle off ..errr,ummm..who ever is donating it. We had unexpected company today and I don't wan't to be caught off guard like that again.
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Old 02-27-2006, 12:26 AM   #9
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you know i hope none of you are ever so desperate that you are willing to spill your guts to complete strangers to beg for help...i have a close freind who has had a kidney transplant...and i know when he was at that point we did not think he would live to get a matching donor...we were doing anything and everything to get his search out to the public...luckily my friend found a donor and he is still here...


kidneyfordad...i hope your dad is just as lucky
how come you didnt give him one of yours? you got two. sorry shopaholic nobody has donated a brain yet.i think we might have some hemaroids left over from are last party if i can interest you in them. also i have one good eye and a broken nose that i would personaly donate.
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Old 02-27-2006, 12:18 AM   #10
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*interstickinterstickinterstickinterstickinterstic kinterstick*

You see, I considered replying and then I thought, "Nah, I'll let pfp handle this one".

Aaaaaaaaaah, good decision.
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Old 03-01-2006, 01:00 AM   #12
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how can you say we are not caring people? look at the nice thing jesustitties posted.
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Old 03-01-2006, 05:21 PM   #13
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