I FARTED WHILE SURFING ZEFRANK - ZEFRANK.COM

JesusTitties · 03-18-2006, 02:13 PM

and there is NOTHING any of you can do about it

Jack Flanders · 03-18-2006, 03:04 PM

Thanx for sharing.

JesusTitties · 03-18-2006, 04:30 PM

jack flanders more like jack farters

Jack Flanders · 03-18-2006, 05:34 PM

Yeah, well, Tit, what can I say. If you're born with it...

Coffee · 03-19-2006, 05:15 AM

This thread stinks.

magdalen · 03-19-2006, 12:26 PM

farting nun organ

Jack Flanders · 03-19-2006, 01:59 PM

HAHA!!!

Klynne · 03-23-2006, 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by JesusTitties

and there is NOTHING any of you can do about it

Well, I must admit, I farted today in my very own bathroom. After my shower, I stepped out and was drying off, I dressed, and found my boyfriend laughing about how I farted in the bathroom. Now, who is sicker, me farting, or him listening to what I do in the privacy of my bathroom?

Jack Flanders · 03-23-2006, 01:49 AM

What? You feel guilty for farting? OMG!! He's a Moron!! But, farting is funny - so be the fart cop and wait for him to let one go and LYAO (Laugh your ass off.) And it's better to fart in the bathroom than a filled elevator, ya?

Klynne · 03-23-2006, 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Flanders

What? You feel guilty for farting? OMG!! He's a Moron!! But, farting is funny - so be the fart cop and wait for him to let one go and LYAO (Laugh your ass off.) And it's better to fart in the bathroom than a filled elevator, ya?

No, I don't feel guilty about it...I have been eating more veggies, and drinking a lot of tomato juice. It has turned me into a gas bag. I am trying to become a non meat eater. Hard to do. Hey, but I am human. I try not to fart in elevators though

Audreyvgs · 03-23-2006, 12:28 PM

Zeismyhero · 03-23-2006, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Klynne

No, I don't feel guilty about it...I have been eating more veggies, and drinking a lot of tomato juice. It has turned me into a gas bag. I am trying to become a non meat eater. Hard to do. Hey, but I am human. I try not to fart in elevators though

If you're becoming a non-meat eater, then you're farting for a good cause. Keep up the great work!

I have been a vegetarian for 13 years. The gas thing will dissipate after a while.

p.s. make sure you're getting lots of protein!

JesusTitties · 03-23-2006, 01:24 PM

top 20 actors payscales and their ages.
when i read this i cant believe that ray romano is not only on this list, but makes 36 mil.
I cant stand him.

Jennifer Aniston 37 $18 million
Nicole Kidman 38 $14.5 million
Drew Barrymore 31 $22 million
Jennifer Lopez 36 $17 million
Sandra Bullock 41 $10.5 million
Tobey Maguire 30 $32 million
Tom Cruise 43 $31 million
Brad Pitt 42 $25 million
Matt Damon 35 $17 million
Julia Roberts 38 $8 million
Johnny Depp 42 $37 million
Ray Romano 48 $36.5 million
Cameron Diaz 33 $13 million
Adam Sandler 39 $28 million
Will Ferrell 38 $40 million
Will Smith 37 $35 million
Jennifer Garner 33 $14 million
Denzel Washington 51 $30 million
Patricia Heaton 47 $9 million
Naomi Watts 37 $11.5 million

JesusTitties · 03-23-2006, 01:26 PM

Jack Flanders · 03-23-2006, 02:39 PM

I can't believe Julia Roberts only makes $8 mill but Patricia Heaton makes $9 mill. It's so Wrong!!!!

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Jack Flanders landscaping is fun Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: up river and down river Posts: 4,815	What? You feel guilty for farting? OMG!! He's a Moron!! But, farting is funny - so be the fart cop and wait for him to let one go and LYAO (Laugh your ass off.) And it's better to fart in the bathroom than a filled elevator, ya?

03-23-2006, 01:24 PM	#13
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	top 20 actors payscales and their ages. when i read this i cant believe that ray romano is not only on this list, but makes 36 mil. I cant stand him. Jennifer Aniston 37 $18 million Nicole Kidman 38 $14.5 million Drew Barrymore 31 $22 million Jennifer Lopez 36 $17 million Sandra Bullock 41 $10.5 million Tobey Maguire 30 $32 million Tom Cruise 43 $31 million Brad Pitt 42 $25 million Matt Damon 35 $17 million Julia Roberts 38 $8 million Johnny Depp 42 $37 million Ray Romano 48 $36.5 million Cameron Diaz 33 $13 million Adam Sandler 39 $28 million Will Ferrell 38 $40 million Will Smith 37 $35 million Jennifer Garner 33 $14 million Denzel Washington 51 $30 million Patricia Heaton 47 $9 million Naomi Watts 37 $11.5 million

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Jack Flanders landscaping is fun Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: up river and down river Posts: 4,815	I can't believe Julia Roberts only makes $8 mill but Patricia Heaton makes $9 mill. It's so Wrong!!!!