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dinzdale · 03-29-2006, 05:16 PM

Inspired thought.

Give a dlilemma and find out how much of a whore everyone is.

eg
$50,000 to shoot your 12 yr old,perfectly healthy, family pet dog.

Deal or No Deal?

Zeismyhero · 03-29-2006, 05:50 PM

I am stone cold broke, but still no deal.

Really, what is wrong with you, Dear Dinzdale....

lapietra · 03-29-2006, 05:51 PM

After going through losing Schroeder, NO DEAL. Snot worth it.

$1,000,000 to pose as Santa in a mall; then, at peak shopping hour, strip and run naked. Extra points if you have a kid in your lap at the time.

Zeismyhero · 03-29-2006, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lapietra

After going through losing Schroeder, NO DEAL. Snot worth it.

$1,000,000 to pose as Santa in a mall; then, at peak shopping hour, strip and run naked. Extra points if you have a kid in your lap at the time.

Sign me up NOW! I would totally do that. In fact, at one time, I may HAVE done that at one time (I used to work in retail and would drink a lot of margaritas after work at the bar of the restaurant in the mall...) I don't have to wear a prosthetic um...er...you know, do I? In other words, if Santa has to be anatomically correct, I'm in trouble. But I'll still do it.

Zeismyhero · 03-29-2006, 05:58 PM

No...wait. $1,000,000 would just barely cover the lawsuits from traumatizing small children and robbing them of their Christmas fantasies. You'd have to promise I wouldn't get busted first...

Would $50,000 help your conscience live with the guilt after starting a career ending rumor about a co-worker?

craig johnston · 03-29-2006, 06:08 PM

no problem.

anything that eats it's own puke deserves shooting.

dinzdale · 03-29-2006, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lapietra

$1,000,000 to pose as Santa in a mall; then, at peak shopping hour, strip and run naked.

Pshawww....make it difficult to stop me.
I'd do that for 2 less zeros.

Ok how about.....,
$10,000 to walk off with a charity poor box from your work's cafeteria?

Deal or No Deal ?

lapietra · 03-29-2006, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dinzdale

Ok how about.....,
$10,000 to walk off with a charity poor box from your work's cafeteria?

Deal or No Deal ?

Deal - only if I can put half the 10 thou in the box and return it. (I mean - I'd need to keep some...)

EmotionalVelcro · 03-30-2006, 06:14 AM

No deal then.

I've got my principles...

EmotionalVelcro · 03-30-2006, 06:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lapietra

After going through losing Schroeder, NO DEAL. Snot worth it.

$1,000,000 to pose as Santa in a mall; then, at peak shopping hour, strip and run naked. Extra points if you have a kid in your lap at the time.

I'd do this though. Heck, I'd do this for a hundred dollars.

jasmina · 03-30-2006, 06:17 AM

I'd do it free!

RuneT · 03-30-2006, 10:27 AM

ok then let's go to work nekkid

dinzdale · 03-30-2006, 11:31 AM

One year's salary to fire your favourite co-worker - (no splitting the money later)?

madasacutsnake · 03-29-2006, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dinzdale

$50,000 to shoot your 12 yr old,perfectly healthy, family pet dog.

Deal or No Deal?

Deal. Too easy.

EmotionalVelcro · 03-30-2006, 04:06 AM

Quote:

$10,000 to walk off with a charity poor box from your work's cafeteria?

Deal. Screw the poor.

Quote:

$50,000 to shoot your 12 yr old, perfectly healthy, family pet dog.

Deal. Who needs a dog when you can buy a pony with the blood money?:

03-29-2006, 05:16 PM	#1
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	Dial Emma Inspired thought. Give a dlilemma and find out how much of a whore everyone is. eg $50,000 to shoot your 12 yr old,perfectly healthy, family pet dog. Deal or No Deal?

03-29-2006, 05:51 PM	#3
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	After going through losing Schroeder, NO DEAL. Snot worth it. $1,000,000 to pose as Santa in a mall; then, at peak shopping hour, strip and run naked. Extra points if you have a kid in your lap at the time. __________________ “As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.” ~ Mel Brooks

03-29-2006, 06:08 PM	#6
craig johnston dalai clique Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment Posts: 5,609	no problem. anything that eats it's own puke deserves shooting. __________________ the tea leaf family

03-30-2006, 10:27 AM	#12
RuneT baaaaah? Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: No(r)way Posts: 4,733	ok then let's go to work nekkid __________________ RuneT RuneT, respect!!

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03-29-2006, 05:50 PM	#2
Zeismyhero Happy just to dance w/you Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Standing right behind you... Posts: 353	I am stone cold broke, but still no deal. Really, what is wrong with you, Dear Dinzdale....

03-29-2006, 05:58 PM	#5
Zeismyhero Happy just to dance w/you Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Standing right behind you... Posts: 353	No...wait. $1,000,000 would just barely cover the lawsuits from traumatizing small children and robbing them of their Christmas fantasies. You'd have to promise I wouldn't get busted first... Would $50,000 help your conscience live with the guilt after starting a career ending rumor about a co-worker?

03-30-2006, 06:14 AM	#9
EmotionalVelcro Call me Fishmeal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Belgium Posts: 221	No deal then. I've got my principles...

03-30-2006, 06:17 AM	#11
jasmina Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,617	I'd do it free!

03-30-2006, 11:31 AM	#13
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	One year's salary to fire your favourite co-worker - (no splitting the money later)?