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Old 07-19-2008, 09:40 PM   #1
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Stanley: Ah, the smell off the sea! It takes me back, you know... to our younger days.

Stanley's Youngest Brother, Gerald: [sighs heavily] Bloody geezer. All I remember about those days is the unending seasickness and the raw albatross. Oh and my binky contstantly going overboard. It's hardly a heartwarming tiptoe through yesteryear in my mind.

STANLEY: Contstantly...? contstantly?? if that's a word my name is stantley.

Stanley's Youngest Brother, Gerald: Dweeb, you're always harrassing me when I s-s-s-stutter. What's up with th-th-that?

Stanley: Even your whining about your stuttering reminds of the old days...sigh. So Gerald, how have things been around here since I've been away.[/quote]

Stanley's Youngest Brother, Gerald: Far too quiet if you ask me. Mrs Pringlow, the post mistress has something on her mind I reckon. When I asked her if she'd put aside a first day cover of the new 20 cent Speckled Finch with the 11 3/4 perforations for me, she gave me an awful funny look.

Stanley: Great. That's just perfect. What does she think we can bribe Old Man Martin with now to whistle for us in the cool of the evenings? Does she have any idea of what it's like to have taken a vow of celibacy? What kind of funny look?

Stanley's middle brother Robert: "Hell Stanley! You did not take a vow of celibacy !! what are you talking about? I thought you said the Navy recruiter was still evaluating your enlistment papers... I don't think they want "dweeb" stamp collectors in the Navy anyhow".
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STANLEY: Ah, the smell off the sea! It takes me back, you know... to our younger days.

GERALD (stanley's younger brother: [sighs heavily]Bloody geezer. All I remember about those days is the unending seasickness and the raw albatross. Oh and my binky contstantly going overboard. It's hardly a heartwarming tiptoe through yesteryear in my mind.

STANLEY: Contstantly...? contstantly?? if that's a word my name is stantley.

GERALD: Dweeb, you're always harrassing me when I s-s-s-stutter. What's up with th-th-that?

STANLEY: Even your whining about your stuttering reminds of the old days...sigh. So Gerald, how have things been around here since I've been away.

GERALD: Far too quiet if you ask me. Mrs Pringlow, the post mistress has something on her mind I reckon. When I asked her if she'd put aside a first day cover of the new 20 cent Speckled Finch with the 11 3/4 perforations for me, she gave me an awful funny look.

STANLEY: Great. That's just perfect. What does she think we can bribe Old Man Martin with now to whistle for us in the cool of the evenings? Does she have any idea of what it's like to have taken a vow of celibacy? What kind of funny look?


ROBERT (stanley's middle brother): Hell Stanley! You did not take a vow of celibacy !! what are you talking about? I thought you said the Navy recruiter was still evaluating your enlistment papers... I don't think they want "dweeb" stamp collectors in the Navy anyhow.


STANLEY: I've lost track of this conversation. let's do something else instead, like make a movie or something. we are, after all the kubrick brothers.
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Old 07-24-2008, 04:41 PM   #3
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STANLEY: Ah, the smell off the sea! It takes me back, you know... to our younger days.

GERALD (stanley's younger brother: [sighs heavily]Bloody geezer. All I remember about those days is the unending seasickness and the raw albatross. Oh and my binky contstantly going overboard. It's hardly a heartwarming tiptoe through yesteryear in my mind.

STANLEY: Contstantly...? contstantly?? if that's a word my name is stantley.

GERALD: Dweeb, you're always harrassing me when I s-s-s-stutter. What's up with th-th-that?

STANLEY: Even your whining about your stuttering reminds of the old days...sigh. So Gerald, how have things been around here since I've been away.

GERALD: Far too quiet if you ask me. Mrs Pringlow, the post mistress has something on her mind I reckon. When I asked her if she'd put aside a first day cover of the new 20 cent Speckled Finch with the 11 3/4 perforations for me, she gave me an awful funny look.

STANLEY: Great. That's just perfect. What does she think we can bribe Old Man Martin with now to whistle for us in the cool of the evenings? Does she have any idea of what it's like to have taken a vow of celibacy? What kind of funny look?


ROBERT (stanley's middle brother): Hell Stanley! You did not take a vow of celibacy !! what are you talking about? I thought you said the Navy recruiter was still evaluating your enlistment papers... I don't think they want "dweeb" stamp collectors in the Navy anyhow.


STANLEY: I've lost track of this conversation. let's do something else instead, like make a movie or something. we are, after all the kubrick brothers.

GERALD: Jumpin' Jahosephat, I lost track of it too!! Especially since we don't have a middle brother named Robert. Sooo Roberta, when did you make the change?

Control room: Kubrick's Biography goes here:Stanley Kubrick was born in New York, and was considered intelligent despite poor grades at school. Hoping that a change of scenery would produce better academic performance, Kubrick's father Jack (a physician) sent him in 1940 to Pasadena, California, to stay with his uncle Martin Perveler. Returning to the Bronx in 1941 for his last year of grammar school, there seemed to be little change in his attitude or his results. Hoping to find something to interest his son, Jack introduced Stanley to chess, with the desired result. Kubrick took to the game passionately, and quickly became a skilled player. Chess would become an important device for Kubrick in later years, often as a tool for dealing with recalcitrant actors, but also as an artistic motif in his films.

Jack Kubrick's decision to give his son a camera for his thirteenth birthday would be an even wiser move: Kubrick became an avid photographer, and would often make trips around New York taking photographs which he would develop in a friend's darkroom. After selling an unsolicited photograph to Look Magazine, Kubrick began to associate with their staff photographers, and at the age of seventeen was offered a job as an apprentice photographer...
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Old 08-02-2008, 01:24 PM   #4
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edited (in order to finish script before movie begins production)


STANLEY: Ah, the smell off the sea! It takes me back, you know... to our younger days.

GERALD (stanley's younger brother: [sighs heavily]Bloody geezer. All I remember about those days is the unending seasickness and the raw albatross. Oh and my binky contstantly going overboard. It's hardly a heartwarming tiptoe through yesteryear in my mind.

STANLEY: Contstantly...? contstantly?? if that's a word my name is stantley.

GERALD: Dweeb, you're always harrassing me when I s-s-s-stutter. What's up with th-th-that?

STANLEY: Even your whining about your stuttering reminds of the old days...sigh. So Gerald, how have things been around here since I've been away.

GERALD: Far too quiet if you ask me. Mrs Pringlow, the post mistress has something on her mind I reckon. When I asked her if she'd put aside a first day cover of the new 20 cent Speckled Finch with the 11 3/4 perforations for me, she gave me an awful funny look.

STANLEY: Great. That's just perfect. What does she think we can bribe Old Man Martin with now to whistle for us in the cool of the evenings? Does she have any idea of what it's like to have taken a vow of celibacy? What kind of funny look?


ROBERTA (tag along sister who is younger than Stanley but older than Gerald): Hell Stanley! You did not take a vow of celibacy !! what are you talking about? I thought you said the Navy recruiter was still evaluating your enlistment papers... I don't think they want "dweeb" stamp collectors in the Navy anyhow.


STANLEY: I've lost track of this conversation. let's do something else instead, like make a movie or something. we are, after all the kubrick brothers.

GERALD: Jumpin' Jahosephat, I lost track of it too!! Especially since we don't have a middle brother named Robert. Sooo Roberta, when did you make the change?
[[THIS NEEDS A REWRITE sorry for stepping on toes....]]

Stanley:"Kites flying ...that would make a good opening scene don't you think? Maybe we could shoot that scene at Coney Island" even though the image in his head is on the beach in California."
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Old 08-11-2008, 01:40 AM   #5
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Stanley: "Lets make a movie instead" is what I said, I swear to you I am going to do it by myself if you two losers don't want to help!
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LEFT HEMISPHERE: analyticallly speaking, either it will rain tomorrow or it will not rain tomorrow.

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LEFT HEMISPHERE: analyticallly speaking, either it will rain tomorrow or it will not rain tomorrow.

RRRRRRRRRRRIGHT HEMISPHERE: be quiet. we can always stay indoors and do colouring-in.

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LEFT HEMISPHERE: analyticallly speaking, either it will rain tomorrow or it will not rain tomorrow.

RRRRRRRRRRRIGHT HEMISPHERE: be quiet. we can always stay indoors and do colouring-in.

LEFT HEMISPHERE: c is for colour, ‘c’ equals perfection to me, in mathematics.
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LEFT HEMISPHERE: analyticallly speaking, either it will rain tomorrow or it will not rain tomorrow.

RRRRRRRRRRRIGHT HEMISPHERE: be quiet. we can always stay indoors and do colouring-in.

LEFT HEMISPHERE: c is for colour, ‘c’ equals perfection to me, in mathematics.

RIGHT HEMISPHERE: d is for bullshit! ( mathematics and logic are not my thing )
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LEFT HEMISPHERE: analyticallly speaking, either it will rain tomorrow or it will not rain tomorrow.

RRRRRRRRRRRIGHT HEMISPHERE: be quiet. we can always stay indoors and do colouring-in.

LEFT HEMISPHERE: c is for colour, ‘c’ equals perfection to me, in mathematics.

RIGHT HEMISPHERE: d is for bullshit! ( mathematics and logic are not my thing )


LEFT HEMISPHERE: even thought the two of us have different functions we do not work independently of each other. FACTS RULE!
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Left Hemisphere: Is (was) Katie Trisherina's dog? Who is Katie and why does Trisherina miss her?


mo so often blurts out the wrong thing
and hurt others feelings on a regular basis
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Old 07-30-2010, 09:43 AM   #14
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Eve n Mo's own Mother became cross once
Here's how mo remembers it:

When she was in about the fourth grade
She
decided to make some Lemonaide from
Concentrate (this was back in the day
of metal (tin) cans
to speed things along mo placed it in the oven
just then her friend knocked on the door
(OR maybe she just got sidetracked?)

There was an explosion
And the oven was less than one year old

:0 ) the root of the word nose is knowledge btw
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Right Hemisphere: How the heck did that dog get in here? I told you all, imaginary pets only!

(she's the finest little border collie on Earth, and turning 11 this weekend, not to worry)
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