Chocolate (or lack therof)

[StarsFireFly]

I am seriously considering moving to England. Not because the weather is nice, or they have a great dentistry program I want to attend, but simply because of the quality of their chocolate. I am a Cadbury's worshipper. There- I've said it.
But why the hell can't Americans make chocolate as good as any European? It just isn't fair! Why should I have to go 15 miles out of the way just to buy a Crunchie or a Fry's Turkish Delight? And then, when I do, it's so bloody expensive that I can only buy a couple bars. It makes me mad.
And then there's the whole bit with Kindereggs. Ever tried those? They're really good. But, they're illegal here. Not just rare, but illegal !!
I have to go all the way to the Appalachian mountains (I live in Atlanta) to get them. In Israel and Europe, you can buy them on any street corner. My grandmother mailed them to me once. They melted.
All in all, I think that Americans should stop making silly Atkins bars and Slimfast shakes and get down to the science of chocolate.
And that's all I have to say.