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zenbabe · 04-20-2006, 04:47 PM

Prison Visitor Allegedly Uses Vagina To Smuggle Live Grenade

POSTED: 10:02 am PDT April 20, 2006
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SAN SALVADOR, El Salvador -- A Salvadoran woman is in some trouble after she allegedly tried to smuggle into the country's main prison a military grenade and marijuana hidden in her vagina.The cylinder was about 10 inches long and 4 inches wide. Officials didn't say what prompted them to check Lidia Alvarado, 44, but authorities have raised the security level at jails across the country, fearing inmates may be planning something. Alvarado was visiting two inmates serving 25 and 30 years when she was arrested. She now faces drug and weapons charges.Police who inspected the M-67 grenade said it was in working condition

lapietra · 04-20-2006, 04:57 PM

jeez!

Jack Flanders · 04-20-2006, 05:51 PM

10 by 4, huh?
She probably was walking funny and that caught their eye.

Max Headroom · 04-20-2006, 06:32 PM

I guess everyone has to get their kicks somehow

Avalon · 04-20-2006, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Police who inspected the M-67 grenade said it was in working condition

Wow. That could have given a whole new meaning to the terms...

b*** **b
and

G****** ****n

04-20-2006, 04:47 PM	#1
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	Don't pull the ring until you see the whites of their eyes? Prison Visitor Allegedly Uses Vagina To Smuggle Live Grenade POSTED: 10:02 am PDT April 20, 2006 Email This Story \| Print This Story SAN SALVADOR, El Salvador -- A Salvadoran woman is in some trouble after she allegedly tried to smuggle into the country's main prison a military grenade and marijuana hidden in her vagina.The cylinder was about 10 inches long and 4 inches wide. Officials didn't say what prompted them to check Lidia Alvarado, 44, but authorities have raised the security level at jails across the country, fearing inmates may be planning something. Alvarado was visiting two inmates serving 25 and 30 years when she was arrested. She now faces drug and weapons charges.Police who inspected the M-67 grenade said it was in working condition __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

04-20-2006, 04:57 PM	#2
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	jeez! __________________ “As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.” ~ Mel Brooks

04-20-2006, 06:32 PM	#4
Max Headroom monkey Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: 20 minutes in the future Posts: 1,098	I guess everyone has to get their kicks somehow __________________ Art takes something ugly and over time makes it beautiful, Fashion takes something beautiful and over time makes it ugly.

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04-20-2006, 05:51 PM	#3
Jack Flanders landscaping is fun Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: up river and down river Posts: 4,815	10 by 4, huh? She probably was walking funny and that caught their eye.