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Old 09-22-2005, 02:57 PM   #1
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Question A Brief List of Random Questions for Discussion

1.) How might one use a frankfurter as a weapon?

2.) Is it true that warts are caused by deranged pixies, or is this in fact the case?

3.) If you were President of the United States, how would that affect your bed time?

4.) Does a giraffe have more or less spots? That is, does he have more spots or less spots?

5.) Why? That is, why does a giraffe have more spots or less spots? That is, how come?

6.) How soon can you eat a banana? While standing? While sleeping?

7.) When the moon comes over the mountain, if no one is waiting at the k- k- k- kitchen door, does it make a sound?

8.) Why do birds suddenly appear?

9.) What makes people go, "Ow ow ow ow ow!" when you lift them by their hair?

10.) What if you were Brad Pitt, and you were stranded on an island with Keira Knightley?

11.) Should I give you a minute or two before asking the next question?

12.) Two, then?

13.) OK. What if the island was Manhattan?

14.) And she was Rosie O'Donnell?

15.) And Don King was selling tickets?

16.) And you were Don King?

17.) Why don't we change the subject?

18.) How do you get down off an L.L. Bean salesman?

19.) How do you get up off a duck?

20.) If you were composing a brief list of random questions for discussion, and you were as loopy as a prawn on a piewagon, how would you come up with exactly twenty of them?

21.) Is that so?
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Old 07-17-2007, 08:31 AM   #2
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i have a question 4 u. Why does CHOCO taste so good? oh i know y cuz its CHOCO I bet thats ur face right now burned! Oh i have anthr 1 fur u .Y do i care? Oh wait i don't! ok i waz jk about the mean stuff im srry
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Old 07-17-2007, 09:56 AM   #3
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Your honor, I would like to make a motion to include a broader giraffe-related topics in this discussion.
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Old 07-17-2007, 03:47 PM   #4
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I'd like to interject that question number one is based in a tautology, because the average cholesterol- and salivary gland-laden frankfurter is a de facto weapon without any special use applied to it.
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Old 07-17-2007, 04:09 PM   #5
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Oh, and as regards the duck, it's best not to get on in the first place. They bite.
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Old 07-17-2007, 04:15 PM   #6
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* tries to repress drool reflex*

Objection ! I demand that my client receive maximum garnishment from the defense. That includes relish, yellow mustard, and ketchup to the extent allowed by the jurisdictional limit and within the statute of limitations.
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Old 07-17-2007, 04:26 PM   #7
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* tries to repress drool reflex*
The fact that I am irretrievably hot has nothing to do with this debate. And your client is clearly in violation of the 1987 SALT Content treaty.
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Old 07-18-2007, 10:40 AM   #8
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What did the oval say to the line?

"I object! Smart object!"


Can we please go back to the issues at hand - mainly giraffes?
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Old 12-25-2012, 02:04 PM   #9
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I believe these merit further discussion...esp point #21.
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Old 03-02-2013, 01:23 AM   #10
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However did this post get lost in the shuffle?
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Old 04-10-2013, 04:38 AM   #11
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When is enough enough?
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