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Max Headroom · 06-16-2006, 09:59 PM

Well, it's finally here, my 1000th post. I've hit the millennium as they say. I've been holding off for a little while now because I could not quite figure the best way to calibrate this milestone. The first post was made on March 2nd, 2005. Since then it's been good times and bad times all the way along. 61 threads started, some successful, other dismal failures. Who can forget the posting spree that followed the "Travel Places Quiz," or my 90's thread where I posed a picture from 1989....

Ahhh the memories.

During my tenure here I've moved cities once, been through three different jobs, not had nearly enough sex for my own good and taken a porno sabbatical. I've scared the living crap out of a stranger in L.A. California and had more than my fare share of issues with the law in regards to the manner in which I operate a motor vehicle. I've admitted a perversion for pregnant chicks, then slowly grown out of it. I singlehandedly almost ruined the fortunes of a major dairy corporation in Canada, and I've suggested that driving faster will actually save you gas due to the fact that your car is running for less time. I spent a weekend in NYC with a stranger from craigslist who had a penchant for blow, and made myself a secret buddy along the way. (and only she will know) To top it all off. I slept in the queens bed. (Not while she was there of course)

As of late the post count has been falling off. The current employment has taken me away from this constant source of amusement. The inspiration seems to be lacking at times as the stress and fatigue grow. Yet through all this, I still find a laugh or three here and there.

And with that, I must say,

It's been real.

Coffee · 06-16-2006, 10:07 PM

MmMmMmMMMAAAxXxXx

Gratz!

Course...ur still a newb at only 1...pffft...thousand. Hang in there man. :-b

Anna · 06-16-2006, 10:09 PM

i've been waiting since then to say congratulations!!!

Hyakujo's Fox · 06-17-2006, 02:02 AM

Well Done Max!

craig johnston · 06-17-2006, 02:17 AM

and every post a finely hewn gem......
rock on max!

LeahDear · 06-17-2006, 06:08 AM

CONGRATULATIONS MAX!!!

magdalen · 06-17-2006, 06:43 AM

jasmina · 06-19-2006, 06:27 AM

06-16-2006, 09:59 PM	#1
Max Headroom monkey Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: 20 minutes in the future Posts: 1,098	The Millennium Well, it's finally here, my 1000th post. I've hit the millennium as they say. I've been holding off for a little while now because I could not quite figure the best way to calibrate this milestone. The first post was made on March 2nd, 2005. Since then it's been good times and bad times all the way along. 61 threads started, some successful, other dismal failures. Who can forget the posting spree that followed the "Travel Places Quiz," or my 90's thread where I posed a picture from 1989.... Ahhh the memories. During my tenure here I've moved cities once, been through three different jobs, not had nearly enough sex for my own good and taken a porno sabbatical. I've scared the living crap out of a stranger in L.A. California and had more than my fare share of issues with the law in regards to the manner in which I operate a motor vehicle. I've admitted a perversion for pregnant chicks, then slowly grown out of it. I singlehandedly almost ruined the fortunes of a major dairy corporation in Canada, and I've suggested that driving faster will actually save you gas due to the fact that your car is running for less time. I spent a weekend in NYC with a stranger from craigslist who had a penchant for blow, and made myself a secret buddy along the way. (and only she will know) To top it all off. I slept in the queens bed. (Not while she was there of course) As of late the post count has been falling off. The current employment has taken me away from this constant source of amusement. The inspiration seems to be lacking at times as the stress and fatigue grow. Yet through all this, I still find a laugh or three here and there. And with that, I must say, It's been real. __________________ Art takes something ugly and over time makes it beautiful, Fashion takes something beautiful and over time makes it ugly. Last edited by Max Headroom : 06-16-2006 at 10:08 PM.

06-17-2006, 02:17 AM	#5
craig johnston dalai clique Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment Posts: 5,609	and every post a finely hewn gem...... rock on max! __________________ the tea leaf family

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06-16-2006, 10:07 PM	#2
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	MmMmMmMMMAAAxXxXx Gratz! Course...ur still a newb at only 1...pffft...thousand. Hang in there man. :-b

06-16-2006, 10:09 PM	#3
Anna n Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 2,752	i've been waiting since then to say congratulations!!!

06-17-2006, 02:02 AM	#4
Hyakujo's Fox left hanging Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream Posts: 10,071	Well Done Max!

06-17-2006, 06:08 AM	#6
LeahDear monkey Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,538	CONGRATULATIONS MAX!!!

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06-19-2006, 06:27 AM	#8
jasmina Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,617