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07-18-2006, 08:53 AM
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attention: i am dressed inappropriately for work today.
 please direct all complaints to the HR department. thank you. - auntie
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07-18-2006, 10:40 AM
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effective immediately and until further notice I CANNOT BE ARSED |
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07-18-2006, 12:07 PM
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memorandum to all concerned:
concentration is low, distractibility is high. stay the course and take a quick nap under your desk.  thank you for your support in this initiative, the ennui management team
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07-18-2006, 01:18 PM
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MEMO TO IT DEPARTMENT
In need of new computer.
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07-18-2006, 06:31 PM
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attention all personnel:
immediate attention and energies must be diverted to investigating how cats manage to stay cool when they wear fur coats all summer. as a related project, please also research the tendency for furry warm-bodied cats to attempt to nap on associates' laps when it is 98 degrees. please present findings in triplicate form with all necessary documentation and charts.  sincerely, the crisis management department
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