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Old 08-23-2006, 02:01 PM   #1
Frieda
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Angry rant poem

add a rant about issues of your own.. start with "i feel like..."

i'll hit it off!


i feel like farting REALLY loud
and standing on my chair to shout:
"motherfvcker, piece of shit!
i hate this job, cvnt, monkeytit!"

i feel like acting all insane
pretending that i've lost my brain
responsibilities, go fvck yourself
all obligations on the bottom shelf

fvck you, fvck you, fvck you all!
raaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
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Old 08-23-2006, 02:53 PM   #2
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Pissed are we? I like the monkeytit/shit rhyme! I'm in a mellow mood right now so I'll save my rant for another time.
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Old 08-23-2006, 03:12 PM   #3
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(searches desk drawers for postcard to send Frieda)
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Old 08-23-2006, 03:16 PM   #4
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come on peope.. add to the poem!

(although i do like postcards too )
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Old 08-23-2006, 03:18 PM   #5
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Okay, here's my rant poem!

I hate your objections
And useless reflections
I wish you'd first think
Before emailing stink!

You're just in my way
And all you can say
Is "What about this?"
Well, you really piss

ME OFF!
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Old 08-23-2006, 03:19 PM   #6
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YAY!
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Old 08-23-2006, 03:35 PM   #7
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Fvckity fvckity bollocky knob
Why do I have this wankity job?
One day when I'm gone , I wont give a shit
but until then I'll just sit here and be quiet
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