Ava said YAY! I get to start,
Beale said Pfft, then let out a fart
Conrad's a cheapskate but insists he's just thrifty,
Deb says she's 30, but really she's 50.
Edith can't spell but claims that she's smart,
Frank tries convincing us to do some SpinArt.
Gretchen, when sleeping, still sucks her left thumb,
Howard likes small furry things in his bum.
Inez likes to claim she can bend it like Beckham,
Jack works the front desk; he searches and checks'em.
Kai thinks he's cool but really he's fretting,
Lola can run, but her crotch is sweating.
Mikey still likes it -- but now it is sex,
Nina's his ex and his wife and his ex.
Opal collects diamonds, pearls, and the like,
Prue has a "special" seat for her bike.
Qi Lu spooks the girls with an unbroken stare,
Rhonda wears skirts but disdains underwear.
Stewie spends every night downloading porn,
Tricia owns hundreds of shoes she's not worn.
Umberto would flirt, oh, with any young girl,
Vaughan would just yawn, then his pants would unfurl.
Wes joined the priesthood for all the young perks,
Xandra was prone to attract men who were jerks.
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