var x = { "items": [
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "1",  "message": "Happy Birthday C4! Host of GAMERadio - HWHQ " },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "If only there were more blue people" },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Ze- thanks for the entertainment every day." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "7",  "message": "mouse or potato, i love you!" },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "I do, I do, I do, chicka quack quack!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "1",  "message": "This is $5 I would have spent on a pack of cigs!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Amykins loves Ze!" },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Paying so you don't have to." },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "markdaycomedy on youtube & wordpress owes Ze lots" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "2",  "message": "Ze keeps me sane....-ish.  - C." },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "poop." },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "quack QUACK!!" },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Giving something to Ze made me feel just duckie!" },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "VOTE GOP IN 2006 MID-TERMS!! KEEP ZE'S TAXES LOW!!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "$10 is a lot from a grad student. I <3 the Show! " },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Some political statement." },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Sponsor: Terry Heaton, AR&D (so you don't have to)" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "1",  "message": "May this red jewel boost your immune system." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "throwing my duckie in the pond; thx for the show!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "oh, he dinnit say asshole babies!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "3",  "message": "Thanks much Ze!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "With love, Mindful One @ kathrynpetroharper.com" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Or - just say \"oops!\", and do a pirouette...." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "2",  "message": "Yeah! $5 totally worth 2min vacation from work" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "2",  "message": "Zurich Switzerland Loves Ze With Our Hearts" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Scottobear and Newton love Ze, and so should you!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "2",  "message": "There never was a good war or a bad peace. -Ben F" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "micro duckies make Ze (and me) grin -sportbikechic" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "I wish I had an Earth sandwich." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "O'Duckies rules!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "YES!!!!! best sponsorship ever." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "I need a 2sday tip 3 days late w\/ Chelsea Peretti" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "4",  "message": "T:Will you marry me?I'll bring the Tinfoil rings." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Hi Mom" },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Can't say enough good about your efforts. Thanks" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Krystyn loves Arthur forever!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "1",  "message": "Cool O'Reilly Book: Time Management for SysAdmins" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Hewlett Packard Product Engineering Loves Ze!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "'Cause you make me smile!" },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Candy from Kris and Betsy at Croncast.com" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Ze, you're my secret boyfriend." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Please keep thinking so I don't have to!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Thanks Ze! College numbs my brain to thinking! RLW" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "3",  "message": "openthewindow.net - technology for good" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "2",  "message": "a koala crapped a rainbow in my brain" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "4",  "message": "Buy yourself a little somethin' Ze" },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "TofuPunk.com luv Ze long time." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "check out the clip show@ penyork.com" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "4",  "message": "Ze - you're a gem." },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Worst version of Space Invaders... ever!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "1",  "message": "Ze, you've made me a better artist. Thank you." },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "This duckie likes ze and poker- crushthetables.com" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "lulu loves Ze!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "www.damnation-inc.com for all goodness" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "6",  "message": "I vote Ze Frank for President" },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "I like big ducks, and I cannot lie!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "1",  "message": "Ze, I sponsor thee!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "1",  "message": "Rocky Horror kids love Ze!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "2",  "message": "Blue is for you, Ze, and my lover too. " },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "3",  "message": "Green is for the crumbled dollars in my pocket" },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Erasing sports, so you don't have to" },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Keep glowing in the dark - thanks, Wilbur" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "duck duck goose" },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "the bingers at bing.com love zefrank" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Ze doesn't want you to know [censored] duckies." },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "I decided not to buy a duckie.  Oh, shit..." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "4",  "message": "jayodi loves romie! school is bad, teach yurselvs" },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Zim says thanks Ze!" },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Thank you for inspiring us every day! - Dan & Drew" },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Quack, bitches." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "I like yer cheeks." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Go Tigers!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "glowfresh duckie love" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "second!  day that is." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Dear Ze,  Thanks.  Love, Briana" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "2",  "message": "Beware the Power of Carianoff!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Thank you for being awesome!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "A little change can change the world. Cheers Ze." },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Yay micro duckie sponsorship!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "8",  "message": "so it goes..." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Thank you. Great Show - PodSlug" },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "A bargain at twice the price." },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "More than enough smiles to be worth 50 bucks." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "c'est la merde!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "someday i'll spring for the big duckie. :D" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Dont do what your sponsors want you to do" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "3",  "message": "[[insert clever sarcastic topical comment here]]" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "i was cool before being cool was trendy" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Four score and seven duckies ago... " },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Complimentary big duckie for shelbinator.com" } ] };