var x = { "items": [
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Ze is the pusher and we're hooked on quack " },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "First!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "panda" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "ZEfrank is an AwesomeMillion dot com member QUACK!" },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "He, this is for Ze.  Tode it's time to pe." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "apples" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "yeah, first duckie candy : )" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "onomato-quack!QUACK!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Great show!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Hey Ron, I bought a duckie! -D.T." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "1",  "message": "Ready Stead Go, Ze!" },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Thanks Ze! www.creativeweapon.com" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "4",  "message": "I like duckies. I just can't afford them." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Did I win?  Did I?  Hello?  Ze?  Anyone there?" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "4",  "message": "does the jewel make me look gay?" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Thank you, Ze, particularly for Dirty Space News" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "I measure my popularity in near death experiences." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Stupid bling duckie, making me feel cheap." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "dude, thanks for the show. division6." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "2",  "message": "38DD. And that's no rocketboom." },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "love yourself like you love this little duckie" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "The Ross Show Dot Com Loves The Zefrank Show!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "1",  "message": "your head is blocking that sweet background wall" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "thanks. just thanks." },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "ze, you are the \"cluetrain manifesto\" in action!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "1",  "message": "i was born blue, but had color change surgery." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Ze for czar! Hail Czar Ze!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "I love you, Quack Duckstermann!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Awww. I wanna be gold, too." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "hooray duckies are back! thanks ze" },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "i like paypal, so ze gets a big duckie!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "4",  "message": "Greetings from Madison, WI - HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "2",  "message": "Apple Computer Pirate Stickers - JobbyRoger.com" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "yay ze!" },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "From FirstCrackPodcast.com and Garrick Van Buren" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "And it works in Quebec too!  Yay for les canards!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Thanks for months of entertainment! geechee_girl" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Thanks, Ze. Keep up the good work." },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Text-Link-Ads dot com - Buy or Sell Ad Space Today" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "this one's for you, doley" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "BA NA NA... elliot you see this?" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "1",  "message": "The sponsorships. They are a-dwindling" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "8",  "message": "I guess this is worth $5." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "very fine work, very fine" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "FUCK Google." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "This is where clever goes. -Angryjello" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "screw the ducky - how much for the giant baby?" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "I love you too." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "1",  "message": "Duxx0r!" },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Norway added as well :-) Thanks for the show!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Blame Canada" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Love the show" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Oink!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "BFF 007, I beat you to the \"witty\" message!  Hah!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Stitches The Mad Clown Says Happy Halloween Ze!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "3",  "message": "every click means 50 people are watching" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "ceci n'est pas une ducky" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "There are some things so serious you have to laugh" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "2",  "message": "Thanks Ze; we love and appreciate you. -Giovanna" },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Wishes he was a bling duckie...rock on anyway, Ze!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "2",  "message": "I could use $5 to eat or watch Ze?" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "3",  "message": "Thank you for waking me up in the morning" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "5",  "message": "don't spend it all in one place, now. -sk8dork" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "1",  "message": "We love Ze. -- Crazed Imaginations" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "duckies = love + thank you! Vichelle" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "I always wake up at the crack of ice." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Ze Thank!" },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Thanks for daily 3minutes of insight." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Paying so Ze doesn't have to!" } ] };