var x = { "items": [
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "1",  "message": "Red jewels are engorged with blood. Is that gross?" },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Don't sweat the numbers.  Sorry for your loss." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "6",  "message": "How many jewels must we buy to keep you from quit?" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Little duckie, I choose you! (Ze, the show rocks!)" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "4",  "message": "wish i had more, got the tax man up my a**" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "2",  "message": "e pluribus unum" },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Malibu for Ze" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "5",  "message": "If this jewel's flashing, you won a free iPod!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "In the absence of sane metrics, you know..." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "I likes me some intellectualism. (Thanks, Ze!)" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Worse videoblog about sented candles ever. (Thx!)" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "mwah!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "2",  "message": "JasonBlogs.com loves the show" },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "qwerty" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "genius" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "One hip happy PayPalin' Canuckian... xo from T.O." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "2",  "message": "Ze Rulez teh Interwebz!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Supporting Atheo-Anarchist Stingrays (s.y.d.h.t.)" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Quack quack quack meow - infinitecat.com" },
 { "zone": "3",  "type": "4",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "insourced.com - jobs for sportsracers since...now." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Albino straight <3's Ze." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "4",  "message": "shannou (toilet paper queen) still a big fan" } ] };