var x = { "items": [
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "7",  "message": "oooo... it's olivine...my favorite color. :)" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "4",  "message": "www.stepbystepblog.com" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "1",  "message": "stupid chicken, smart duckie" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "3",  "message": "insert clever comment here" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "2",  "message": "addicted and grateful." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "2",  "message": "You can't read yet, but happy 6th b-day, Bailey!!!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Thanks Ze!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "2",  "message": "I'm just a stupid chicken!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "3",  "message": "I'm green Zan" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "screw diamonds - duckies are a girl's best friend." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "5",  "message": "-=:| SpEcTaCuLaR |:=- -=:| sPeCtAcUlAr |:=-" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "3",  "message": "might be the best $10 i've spent this year" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Quafnar!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "4",  "message": "=:|: sPeCtAcUlAr :|:= =:|: SpEcTaCuLaR :|:=" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "2",  "message": "Where have all the millionaire sugar mamas gone?" },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Happy Bday Baldwin!  it's not Mexico but..." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "3",  "message": "Green chicken for ze!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "7",  "message": "Halloween Candy? No, just take one" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "7",  "message": "Ze, you make my day. -Kara." },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "dental work is expensive" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "4",  "message": "Crayons taste like purple! (Tardy Turtle)" } ] };