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 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "4",  "message": "Who put the duckies in the pool at FSG? I did!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "1",  "message": "ze- thanks for thinking so I don't have to!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "3",  "message": "Worst bling duckie, ever." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Hi Bart!  --Andy" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "2",  "message": "Be my hetero life partner" },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "motherduckers, sportsracers and fabulosos" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "6",  "message": "funny, smart, cute = sexy  U R sexiest man alive!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "3",  "message": "green teal duckie says VOTE dammit!" },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "thank you ze from www.infidelinc.net" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "8",  "message": "Vote!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "2",  "message": "Vote!  Nov. 7th!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "1",  "message": "Vote!  Vote!  Vote!  Vote!  Vote!  Vote!  Please!" },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "We dig Ze at  ...  LostSquadron.com  ...  respect" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "1",  "message": "duckie hoodie + power moves = ivar's bday!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "6",  "message": "bloo" } ] };