var x = { "items": [
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "2",  "message": "You couldn't project manage a doorknob off a barn." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "4",  "message": "pretty duckie" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "2",  "message": "$10,000 of candy in a month? Sweet! Oogly Boogly!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Love _the show_ - keep up the awesome work!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "happy travel day, Ze" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "(50 characters maximum -- no web links allowed)" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "2",  "message": "Dave, I'm blue watching ze without you! -sjh" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Buy PS3 in .AU Who needs a PS3? U chase a WaLlAbY!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "2",  "message": "Rebecca: pick a shirt already!" } ] };