var x = { "items": [
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "\"please enter some text\" it said, so I did." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "2",  "message": "2 songs @ 1 jewel per = blue duck" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "4",  "message": "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "1",  "message": "Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud?" },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Hate to prod, but didn't you lose a chess game?" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Ze, you are amazing. Let's make out sometime." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "I think they are gone now.  Well done." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "1",  "message": "Who said the NYT never did nothin' for nobody?" },
 { "zone": "3",  "type": "4",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "metafilter.com loves ze frank!" },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "qwack. qwack." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "4",  "message": "Hooray!  Dirty Space News!" },
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