var x = { "items": [
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "3",  "message": "whatchu callin moose \"ugly\" for? holla back!-gibbs" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "1",  "message": "Bow Quacka Bow Wow... what's next duck pr0n? <3" },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "Ze is being watched by research2zero.blogspot.com." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "To the 8 greatest minds 2 emerge from da Pacifc NW" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "4",  "message": "Ducks shouldn't be purple.  It's not natural." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "2",  "message": "google ad money from riftw.com says MOOKAH!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "1",  "message": "Ze, my friend, you're a nut. It's Ok, I like nuts!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "1",  "message": "Wait, not *those* nuts.  Wait, not that I think..." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "1",  "message": "Ah, hell, nevermind! You rock!   DetroitModern.com" } ] };