var x = { "items": [
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "4",  "message": "RUMSFELD RUMSFELD RUMSFELD  :^D" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "1",  "message": "I'm still laughing about Scrabble Barfing Guy!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "1",  "message": "Happiness is a warm duck. www.bandbadges.com.au" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "3",  "message": "\"with the fertility reduction of the brief\"" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "4",  "message": "Ze is my mighty and glorious leader." } ] };