var x = { "items": [
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "1",  "message": "Is this thing on?" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "4",  "message": "Congrats on the PSAT scores Allison!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "4",  "message": "...but I still love Doozier more! Bwa-ha-ha-ha!" },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "I'm committed, but conflicted if I PAY you. But ok" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "4",  "message": "s-s-s-somethin from the forkgirl" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "2",  "message": "heh" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "1",  "message": "Merry Freakin Christmahaunakwanza" } ] };