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 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "2",  "message": "Merry Christmas you big goof." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "1",  "message": "Welcome Ruby Noel.   John and Dan- see you soon" },
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