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 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "7",  "message": "You never blink Ze, so use this $5 to buy Visine." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "1",  "message": "making something - consumatron.com" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "1",  "message": "Hawver, I custom made your suit." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "No duckies yesterday :( Guaranteeing one today :)" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "3",  "message": "Street chickens.  I love it." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "4",  "message": "The street chickens will not escape Fuzzy Duck." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "5",  "message": "Barfola!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "2",  "message": "Hi James, I'm sponsoring Ze!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "1",  "message": "\"Tit-Mouse\"  Love, A-to the Fay" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "2",  "message": "This Duckie Knits" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "7",  "message": "green is for envy" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "3",  "message": "daddytypes: we'll all be workin' for Ze someday!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "7",  "message": "watchyourfigure.com retro diet humor magnets!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "For the conservation of endangered bagged sloth" } ] };