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 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "4",  "message": "Happy 21st Birthday J!" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "2",  "message": "Because you are awesome-sauce." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "ass-slappin' awesome!" } ] };