var x = { "items": [
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "4",  "message": "you're still so smashing" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "3",  "message": "Good poker night=Duckies for all!  ~BS (mrbs)" },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "IPCC Climate Change!  Check www.desmogblog.com" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "4",  "message": "dude" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "2",  "message": "i love you emma" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "7",  "message": "my Dr. told me to work for our hardcharging mayor." },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "7",  "message": "i eat meta-4s like breakfast cereal" } ] };