var x = { "items": [
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "and the duckies shall inherit the earth" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "1",  "subtype": "4",  "message": "Toda Raba (\"Thank you\" in Hebrew)" },
 { "zone": "1",  "type": "2",  "subtype": "3",  "message": "Pawling, NY watches Ze" },
 { "zone": "2",  "type": "3",  "subtype": "0",  "message": "pffffffft." } ] };