Design the German kid a shirt
From zefrank
The German kid has received his shirt, and can be seen modelling it here.
The Winner
"JFK Ich Bin Ein Sportsracer" by Mr malaise
Submissions
"The German Kid: From the Show" by Brian
"Shhh..." by BeliefSuspended
"The German Kid..." by Jem Tallon
(though maybe with something a bit more German-looking )
hmmm... ok, maybe the font is a bit much.
by: obeyken
Unless you're going for the Kennedy thing, I think this would be Ich bin Sportsracer.
Kennedy's speech (Ich bin ein Berliner) translates to "I am a doughnut" not "I am from Berlin".
Ich bin Berliner = I am a resident of Berlin Ich bin EIN Berliner = I am a Jelly Donut
"Third World Countries" by Brian
Bold textLink titlelink titleTHE GERMAN`S ARE COING AFTER US AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....If anyone gets this PLEASE help we lost to them in a war and now the ones that are still here are coming for us the only thing I can say is RUNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"F*** off, I'm German" by Christian
The German kid probably sees too much Hasselhoff already. But we don't! http://media.voom.com/bondonvoom/secretagent.mov
"Thinking: Because You're..." by swankboy
"Ze German Kid" by beno
"Don't Hate Me Because I'm German" by christian + kyle
Front:
Back:
"I went to zefrank.com..." by The Deaf Kid
"German Kid, Empty Pockets" by The Deaf Kid
"German Duck in Liederhosen" by Jack Hook
"Zuerst!" by Jack Hook & The Deaf Kid
Yes, "Zuerst" is First in German
[Actually "Erster" (if male) or "Erste" (if female) is First in German]
"LOA Summer Intern" by Antelope Buzkowski
"That's Just One Slice..." by Antelope Buzkowski
"Shirt" by John Morton
"Is Ze Frank Burning?" by Nigad Osman
"I'm an Inexpensive Prostitute" by Tyler Malone
("The German Kid on ZeFrank.com")
"ze Shirt" by BigA
Can I please ask what font that is?
"Webwich" by Mathieu Sylvain
"Cheap German Kid" by trstn
(thx BigA for the template)
"I'm German, so you don't have to" by LordOsh
this would make a nice back:
"Gunter Glieben" by tiront
"Rainbow Duckie" by Bringo 14:01, 11 June 2006 (PDT)
"Denken, Damit" by ingrid
"This is Ze Frank" by anonymous german
"I Don't Know What I'm Doing..." by eno src
"German Racer Flag" by isaac (p.s. it can say "ich bin ein sportsracer" on the back if you want.)
Shirts That I'd Make If I Had The Time
bought me this t-shirt.
I bet the Internet didn't buy you anything.
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Drink when thirsty
- Picture of german kid jumping a shark.
- What about one of those less-expensive shirts? I liked those.
- Something that says "Meine Schwantz Ist Kase!" would be funny, but he'd never wear it.
- No, it wouldn't be too funny...it doesnt make any sense. I'm assuming you were trying to say my dick is cheese, but that would be more along the lines of "Mein Schwanz ist Käse!" but i wouldn't worry about it.
- Hmm, I think he rather wanted to say "Mein Schwanz ist Kassler", but I still wouldn't worry about it.
- I think the shirt we send the Cheap German Kid™ should be a screenshot of zeFrank from 6/7/06 where he sprays "Sie Mussen Hilfen!" with the slogan "Eine Scheibe Brot aus den Grund." (One slice of bread on the ground.) - Mister Fructose
- Uh.. Who is this German kid? Does he already have pants?