Fabuloso Friday/DouchebagIntro

From zefrank

delete!

why? why not just leave it here for prosperity? even if it is not used?:

[Ze returns to looking into the distance momentarily. Then turns back to camera with a look of mock-enthusiasm.]

Ze: Racing is the 'what', and 'fast' is the how. Bienvenue, I am not feeling myself and someone else is doing all the thinking.

EXTREME CU

Ze George Bush ROCKS!!!

Ze: [whispering, petulant] Fabuloso Friday sucks already!

CU

Ze: In France, the meaning of the word douche is to shower or...[pause] Whoa...Deja vu!

Ze: [Goofy, high-pitched, french-accented voice, very fast] I am a douchebag.

Ze: Deja vu, means "already seen" in French, which also called pa-ra-mne-si-a.

INTIMATE CU

Ze: [He's talking to you. He knows you. You know he knows you.] But you already knew that. Don't feel bad if you didn't. (winks)

CUT TO SLIGHTLY ASKEW CLOSE-UP (Blair Witch - style)

Ze: There was a weird guy at the Yo-Yo Emporium... [Quick insert of the classic photograph of Arnold Schwarzenegger with the phrase 'SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE' in HUGE letters]

Ze: He looked like he wanted to tell me something... I am glad he didn't.

CUT TO MEDIUM RANGE

Ze: [whispering] Are the new viewers gone yet?

[beat]