Fabuloso Friday/Knowledge

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Let's use the talk page for general discussion and suggestions.
Let's do the voting and improvement suggestions on this page, right after the entries.

The Law

No edits!

This page is special and it might be good to break wiki policy and ONLY the author of each version makes direct edits to the entries (except typos).

How to vote

Let's work out how to vote here. Ah, forget about it; hardchargingly, I worked it out myself and here's the rules:

  • You can vote for any suggestion you like, even your own!
  • Place the votes by typing:
    :* '''VOTE''' by ~~~: comment
  • You may not vote against suggestions you don't like. (disagree?)
  • You can vote for as many as you like. (disagree?)
  • You can not remove your vote once you have placed it!. (disagree??)

I haven't worked out, how to count the votes, well votes without username will not count and votes by unregistered IP addresses may not count, but I don't know how to deal with hard-chargers.

Candidates

Version 1

Ze: Good Morning, Sports Racers, it's Fabuloso Friday June 9th. The wiki of knowledge has been spammed with viagra ads and it's gonna be hard to do things straight. AHHHHHHHHH!

Version Graymon

Ze: Good Morning, Sports Racers, it's Fabuloso Friday June 9th, Knowledge will be back on monday when people who don't suck write the show. [big cheesy grin]

(Not a vote, but check out Version Tyranosaurus down near the bottom of this page, if you like this --139.142.50.184 19:39, 8 June 2006 (PDT))

Version original

Ze: Good Morning, Sports Racers, it's Friday, Friday, Friday, Fabuloso. Knowledge is making me hungry so let's whip up some brain batter and pour it on the searing griddle of truth.

  • VOTE by Hokie: otherwise we have three meta sections in a row.
  • VOTE by CeruleanNinja: Braaaaains... rather verbose :D.
  • VOTE by Scooby Poop: makes most sense, feels right, is fun
  • VOTE by Gelbi: it's very Ze, I can live with this one
  • VOTE by Rocco: This is just the best one.
  • VOTE by Jb: the best one
  • VOTE by FAbien: Definitely the best ze-ism
  • VOTE by pinkelephant:
  • VOTE by tevaburns:
  • VOTE by Kyle: totally awesome
  • FOR by 68.6.101.96 - I like the brain batter thing (but not so much the repetition of friday).

Version Alpha

Ze: Good Morning, Sports Racers, it's Fabuloso Friday June 9th, and knowledge has learned the true meaning of 'too many cooks spoil the broth'.

  • This one is my first choice

Version Alpha-Beta

Ze: Good Morning, Sports Racers, it's Fabuloso Friday June 9th. Grab some Pepto-Bismol and a bucket -- knowledge is about to prove that too many cooks really do spoil the broth.

Version Team Wombat

Ze: Good Morning, Sports Racers, It's Fabuloso Friday June 9th. Knowledge got stuck in a wiki, and no one knows how to get it out.

Version Kool

Ze: Good Morning, Sports Racers, It's Fabuloso Friday June 9th. Knowledge has lost control and Knowledge is afraid Knowledge might like it.

Version Xentither

Ze: Good Morning, Sports Racers, it's Fabuloso Friday June 9th. Knowledge got locked outside last night in the rain and this morning it showed up on the front porch with kittens!

  • VOTE by Gelbi: Not bad, maybe cut "in the rain"?

Version Puppy poop

Ze: Good Morning Sports Racers, it's Fabuloso Friday! Knowledge is a puppy that got locked in the kitchen last night and Knowledge went and pooped all over the floor.

Version German Takeover

Ze: Gutenmorgen, Sportwettbewerbteilnehmer, es ist Fabuloso Freitag. Wissen ist von Tchermans übernommen worden.

  • VOTE by CeruleanNinja: Multi-lingual coolness.
  • VOTE by The_Girl_Without_WM_Tickets: please..."es ist Fabuloso Freitag" then this is my favorite...and no more jokes about germans...WE'RE WATCHING YOU =)
Thanks! Fixed. Yves
  • VOTE by Gelbi: Hehe, why not... but you need a European hard charging attack to push this one through! :)
  • VOTE by Scooby Poop: Fabuloso Freitag! Great line.
  • VOTE by Yves: Since I added this, and I don't speak German (cheated and used Google to translate), I changed the line for The Girl Without WM Tickets and I'll vote for it.
  • VOTE by Dani 16:25, 8 June 2006 (PDT)
  • VOTE by NightThree: This one rocks.
  • VOTE by Paba

Version German Takeover Take 2

Ze: Tooday vee brink you cherman for beginners, Part 2. "At ze Football metsch." Ich habe keine Karten - I hev no tickets. Wo ist dass Stadion? Where ist ze Stadium? Mein Ball ist in deinem Arsch verschwunden. My ball has disappeared up your arse.

  • If we have to ditch the World Cup section, this is nicely referential. Funny too.

Version Me trying too hard to impress with my a-word-a-day vocabulary and annoyingly long title that's verging on hard charger territory

Ze: Good Morning, Sports Racers, It's Fabuloso Friday June 9th. Knowledge is imbued with the awesome spirit of the collective consciousness of sport racers from around the globe, and having survived countless hard charging edit-wars is more powerful than it has ever been before.

Version Knowledge Lost

Ze: Good Morning, Sports Racers, it's Fabuloso Friday June 9th, and I'm not really here! [big cheesy grin] That's right, knowledge has left the building!

Version Knowledge died and made you boss

Ze: Good Morning, Sports Racers! It's Friday and Knowledge is staring into the vacuum of a mechanical eye reading random symbols into the ether and letting you think so it don't have to.

Version Tyranosaurus

Ze: Good Morning, Sports Racers, it's Fabuloso Friday June 9th, Knowledge will be back on monday when people who don't suck write the show. [BEAT; big cheesy grin] [condescendingly, nodding] Me.

  • VOTE by CeruleanNinja: 'Me' sells it. :D
  • VOTE by 139.142.50.184 19:38, 8 June 2006 (PDT): Yeah, this'll do. Much better with the 'me'.

Version Ignorance

Ze: Good Morning, Sports Racers, it's Fabuloso Friday June 9th, Knowledge picked a fight with Ignorance and Ignorance won, so things are gonna look a little different round here.

Version RENDITION

Ze: Good Morning, Sports Racers, it's Fabuloso Friday June 9th, Knowledge has been spirited away with a bag on his head and is flying round europe lookin for poland.

Version En Espanol

Ze: Buena Mañana, Corredores de los Deportes. Es Viernes Fabuloso, el Nueve de Junio. El Conocimiento tomó a princesa colombiana de la droga y fue en un safari Amazonian para el fin de semana. Estará detrás el Lunes. (Good Morning, Sports Racers. It's Fabuloso Friday, the Ninth of June. Knowledge picked up a Colombian drug princess and went on an Amazonian safari for the weekend. It'll be back on Monday.)

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