Fabuloso Friday 2/60 Seconds

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"A-Philosophically Ze" A Show with a Theme - 1 minutes

3 secs - CU - Food on ze's face, cat approaches sniffs the food on his face.(cut)

8 secs - Ze stands at a distance and waxes philosophically, he asks the question, "St. Augustine once asked, "What are the rewards for patience?" ze knowingly smiles and laughs, "Well, we'll find that out just a little latter...!" (cut)

12 secs - peaceful silence, ze drinking coffee reading the newspaper. (cut)

3 secs - Cat starts licking food off ze's face. (cut)

12 secs - Camera at sitting distance, wearing a NY Yankees cap, holding a box of cracker jacks, a small Yankee’s pennant and a hot dog full of mustered & ketchup. ze says enthusiastically, "Good Morning Sports Racers it's..." startled by the sound of a loud bull horn the cracker jacks fly, the hot dog squirts out of the bun, the pennant drops, there's a disappointed look of surprise on his face. Camera cuts: ze then says with a mouth full of food, “It's Fabuloso Friday Deux, or two, whatever.” (cut)

3 secs - two cats are now going crazy eating the food on his face. ze has what ever natural reaction the cats bring on. (cut)

12 secs - ze is standing at the table, there is peanut butter and jelly on the table, he is spreading peanut butter across his arm, he looks up a bit surprised that you are now in the room watching, he says, "Oh, ya know since we started coving the world with bread to make the earth sandwich, we've run out of bread!" He continues spreading the peanut butter on his arms, then gives a look to the camera and says, "Whaaaat? "What's you're problem?" He starts sprading it on his cheek with his mouth erotically open like he's about to droll. (cut)

(news... rest of show)

End of Show 3 secs - ze starts licking food off cat's face or approches on all fours with the intent.(cut). 2 to 3 secs - At the very end there is a delay in black, as if the show has ended: ze pops in at the very last second and gives the answer to the philosophical question quickly. "It's... " Smiles [freeze camera] -FIN

(if this last bit is used we will tell only ze what the answer is, so if you know don't spoil it for the others, it will be a surprise. Wouldn't it be fun not to know and find out on the day of the show? If our submission is not used, however, we will post the answer on Friday.

(please don't spoil it :) thank you -clan of the cave bear

the only good idea.

fuck this shit. Ze should just re release last friday's show. That would be uber fabuloso.

• He said he would if you and 49 other people send a picture of your painted sports racer ass while looking at the camera. Say cheese!