Fabuloso Friday 2/Complete
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Play Chess with Ze
(requires a chessboard)
A set-up chessboard is set between Ze and the camera. Ze is playing white.
Ze: Let's play a game of chess!
Ze moves a white pawn forward.
Ze: Your move!
[Ze smiles expectantly at the camera for the remaining time.]
Ze: Are the new viewers gone yet?
Kazz 14:40, 17 June 2006 (PDT)
Brief History of the Comments
Ze: B-b-b-rief history of the comments!
Ze: Ze, you rock!
Ze: Here’s my powermove!
Ze: Read my comment.
Ze: I found your show through Amanda.
Ze: You’re my second favorite after Amanda.
Ze: I like you better than Amanda.
Ze: Amanda sucks.
Ze:You should marry Amanda.
Ze:Please read my comment?
Ze:Awesome songs!
Ze: First!
Ze:People who comment “First!” are hard chargers.
Ze:People who bitch about people who comment “First” are hard chargers.
Ze:(sung)King of the Comments!
Ze: Blinky. I don’t get it. Jump. Shark. Earth Sandwich. Fabuloso! It’ll suck. It was great! It sucked. Pretty please read my comment? Or at least have sex with me. Nice ass. Best show ever. You cowardly, hard charging sellout!
Ze: There. You’re caught up.
Fabuloso signs around the world
cut to flickr:86049811@N00/171142510/ -fanfare music-
Ze voiceover: And now it's time for Fabuloso Signs Arround the World!
Ze voice over: In Panama the friendly government folk make it easy... flickr:86049811@N00/171142508/
Ze voice over: for you to know where to catch the bus for the electric boogie competition... flickr:86049811@N00/171142511/
Ze voice over: or the appropriate place to crash your car...flickr:86049811@N00/171142514/
Ze voice over: so you can collect on the insurance. flickr:86049811@N00/171142512/
Ze voice over: They also provide a visual reminder to foreigners...flickr:86049811@N00/171149326/
Ze voice over: ...to appreciate the local assets.flickr:86049811@N00/171149327/ flickr:margotlpz/171149328/
Ze voice over: Even street signs have big assets! flickr:86049811@N00/171149329/ flickr:86049811@N00/171149330/
Transcript
Good morning Sports Racers it's friday June twenty three knowledge is sweaty and bringing the boomwow.
According to CNN the government's bitch AT&T removed a key reference from its previous privacy policy which had said the company quote "does not access read upload or store data contained in or derived from private files without members' authorization". AT&T initially said that the clause was included elsewhere in the policy but CNN was unable to reveal any such reference. Selling her soul for the sake of a paycheck, AT&T spokeswoman Tiffany Nell said quote "we have never looked at our customers' files or emails, photos or personal information; so this is not an issue. This is simply a matter of streamlining information".
(sings) Say the opposite, say the opposite, say the same thing, say the same thing.
Strea... streamlining? You're right, there's less words! Maybe we should do that with some legislation too!
The New York Times reports that House republican leaders abruptly cancelled a planned vote to renew the Voting Rights Act on wednesday after a rebellion by lawmakers who said the civil rights measure unfairly singled out Southern states. Signed in 1965, the Voting Rights Act instituted a nation-wide prohibition against voting discrimination based on race, eliminated poll taxes and literacy tests, and put added safeguards in regions where discrimination had been especially pronounced. Republican Lynn Westmoreland (not a girl, just named like one) is working on an amendment that would allow the affected states to more easily change their voting rules.
Hey instead of repealing laws that were designed to end discrimination, why don't we make them apply to all states?
- Nah, racism is a thing of the past, just ask Tony Snow.
During a 2003 interview Tony Snow said quote "here's the unmentionable secret, racism isn't that big a deal anymore, no sensible person supports it, nobody of importance preaches it, it's rapidly becoming an ugly memory.
Lynn Westmoreland (a boy not a girl) said quote "a lot of it looks as if these are some old boys from the South who are trying to do away with it, but these old boys are trying to make it constitutional enough that it will withstand the scrutiny of the Supreme Court". That's funny talk. I've always called old boys men. (grimace)
And now let's hear from the Fabulosos, a minute of the show written by you! Unless you didn't, then it's them.
- Play chess with Ze.
- Brief history of the comments.
- Fabuloso signs around the world.
Good job Fabulosos next Friday -
- Wowowowowoh -
Holy crap the League of Awesomeness says that any chess game started during a show has to be played all the way through! You've inadvertently challenged me to Fabuloso chess. You have to make your first move by Sunday midnight. The LOA says that the stakes of this game are yet to be determined. You might want to contribute your ideas. I'm gonna kick your ass.
This is Ze "Checkmate!" Frank thinking so you don't have to.
Chelsea's watching
Running time: 27s
Yeah yeah yeah. Energy energy energyenergy, yeeeeah!
David wrote: "hey what a surprise. looks like fab friday will suck. again."
(sigh) Did someone get his widdle ideas deweded? David? Did someone? David? Did someone?
Ze, your pupils are blah blah blaaah. (snore)
References
Brief history of the comments.
Fabuloso signs around the world.
Comment by David: 22 Jun 3:41p
Comment by Katrina: 22 Jun 4:34p