Fabuloso Friday 2/Fabuloso Chess/History

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The Game

Contents 1 1. d4 d5 2 2. c4 e6 3 3. Nc3 Bb4 4 4. Nf3 Nf6 5 5. e3 Ne4 6 6. Qc2 f5 7 7. Bd3 O-O 8 8. O-O b6 9 9. a3 Bxc3 10 10. bxc3 Ba6 11 11. Ne5 Nd7 12 12. Nc6 Qf6 13 13. f3 Nd6 14 14. e4 dxc4 15 15. Be2 e5 16 16. d5 Nb8 17 17. Nb4 Bb7 18 18. a4 a5 19 19. Na2 Nd7 20 20. Ba3 Rac8 21 21. Rab1 Qg5 22 22. Kh1 fxe4 23 23. fxe4 Qg6 24 24. Rxf8+ Rxf8

1. d4 d5

Holy crap! The League of Awesomeness says that any chess game started during a show has to be played all the way through! You've inadvertently challenged me to Fabuloso Chess. You have to make your first move by Sunday midnight. The LOA says that the stakes of this game are yet to be determined. You might want to contribute your ideas. I'm gonna kick your ass.

Final Tally

1. .. d5 - 9 votes

1. .. Nf6 - 3 votes

2. c4 e6

Final Tally

2. .. e6 - 6 votes

2. .. c6 - 3 votes

3. Nc3 Bb4

"Oh fabulosos, you amuse me with your pretension.
Your pawn is but a suckling piglet on the teat of failure."

"Up y'horses, Ze"

Final Tally

3. .. Bb4 - 14 votes

3. .. c6 - 3 votes

3. .. c5 - 1 vote

3. .. Nf6 - 11 votes

4. Nf3 Nf6

"Oh fabulosos, is someone blowing ass-bubbles in the hot tub of strategy?
N to f3, put that in a pipe. Then put the pipe down and punch yourself in the nuts. [Oooo!]"

"By the way... Do you always chortle like a hyena just before you make a fatal blunder?"

Final Tally

4. .. Nf6 - 18 Votes

4. .. Nc6 - 2 Votes

4. .. dxe6 - 2 Votes

5. e3 Ne4

"Pawn to e3"

"What's this? No mockery? No witty retort? Duckie got your tongue?"

Final Tally

5. .. O-O - 3 Votes

5. .. Ne4 - 19 Votes

5. .. c5 - 12 Votes

6. Qc2 f5

"Fabulosos, I accept your stakes. Q to c2."

""

Final Tally

6. .. f5 - 8 Votes

6. .. b6 - 4 Votes

6. .. f6 - 1 Vote

7. Bd3 O-O

"Fabulosos: B to d3."

"Well, whilst you might speak pretty coherently for an American, your chess opening is for poop. If the league of awesomeness actually sent you that letter, we'd be playing go instead. What did the letter *really* say?"

Final Tally

7. .. O-O - 10 Votes

7. .. b6 - 1 Vote

7. .. g5 - 1 Vote

8. O-O b6