Fabuloso Friday 2/Intro

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Intro script

1: Ze: Hi there new viewer. Linus' law of open-source development states that "Given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow," referring to the belief that the more people who participate in the development of an open source-product, the more polished it will become.

2: Ze:[excited face and voice] Just ask [John Seigenthaler]

3: Ze: Today I'd like to unveil "ZeFrank's Law," which states that given enough hard-chargers, the resulting open-source show can and will handle like a bike with square wheels square bike (right).

4.5: It'll get you where you wanna go, but it'll be a bumpy ride. Loser Car(right)

4: Ze: I bet that the more people who participate in the digestion of food, the more highly polished a turd they will produce!

5: Ze: [In a deep, seductive voice that would melt anyone's pants right off] Holy trainwreck of a show, sports racers! I am not feeling myself today -- it's Fabuloso Friday! Where you do the thinking so I don't have to.

6: CUT to view of Ze looking at the script

7: Ze: [With a tired-horrorified look on his face] Shiiiiiiiiiiii-

8: BEAT (play a "take 2" beep during the BEAT)

9: Ze: Knowledge is making me hungry so let's whip up some brain batter and pour it on the searing griddle of truth.

10 ze: Today sports racers truth has taken a back seat to be replaced with his chum half truth so sit down and have a stiff drink as we delve deeply into that shallow pool which is a.... toaster.. the half truth toaster where the bread of life goes in and comes out as toast.