I Gave Myself A Ducky Today Lyrics

From zefrank

LYRICS toI Gave Myself a Ducky Today (part of the New Fangled Holiday Songs project)

Christmas morning's always the same

My folks won't call cause they think I'm deranged

Raining outside, I can't play in the snow

All I do is sit and watch Ze Frank's show

I try to remedy my boredom

Clicking on the sidebar, visiting the forum

I watch clips of the movie for Ray

I think about life, sound, duckies, and Ze

Communication round the world and clock

Get therapy Or learn how to knit a sock

From LA *quack* to To NY *quack*

London Paris Tokyo Bermuda Bedstuy

March Seventeenth, Two Thousand and Seven

The Ze Frank Show's goin' to Heaven

Though the duckies will be sad and cry

They will happy all the same because they learned how to fly

I've found no place where I can go

I'm spending Christmas all alone, so

I gave myself a ducky today (x3)

What's something that you do that's gay ?

Lukkucairi punkin' attitude

Jaime likes cookin' a plate of food

Running Fool's just running away

Meanwhile everyone's lookin' for Ze

BiancaInez the Cali Girl

Skilldrick - the man of the audio world

And while Gunes feeds her cat

Nine Pound Weakling's comin' up to bat

In the cellar, AutoDestructo

Prepares his final manifesto

While PhilaBowl and Rollome

Hardcharge duckies who have gone astray

Let's not forget the quackers

Pillars of the group - earth sandwich snackers

Panzyfaust Cadydidwhat Morae

CherishHellfire Nader Pilot and Ze

I gave myself a ducky today (x3)

What's something that you do that's gay ?