User talk:HokieMokie

From zefrank

So we meet again, only this time the advantage is mine! Or would be if I my earth-shattering ray gun was working. It's missing something; I tried adding a dash of salt and a pinch of pepper, but pepper slapped me and now I'm sitting here wondering how to respond to your kind offer. Yes, I would like to be a partner in your investment program, taking a small commission of my own. But to whom do I address my concerns? And what are my recourses if I get cold feet and pigeon toes? Sure, you may think I'm making mountains out of white trash, but just take a moment and look deep inside yourself. What do you see? Perhaps you should turn on the lights. --Sford 12:25, 8 June 2006 (PDT)

Why did you add that stuff to my user page? Are you a hard charger?--Yves PS- I read your Web page and you seem like an intelligent person, but why so mean?

Yves, although I don't remember looking at your page in particular, I did look at a bunch of user pages that Hokie submitted, and they seemed pretty harmless. Just random text from random sources. I decided that it was "performance art" and kept mine. (And added the above nonsense as a returned favor.) Of course, maybe you're just being ironic and I'm being lame by taking your "why so mean" comment seriously, but what the heck - I'm lame and proud of it. If you really did take offense, I suggest not taking Ze's wiki so seriously. (It would be different if Hokie vandalized a page that you had entered, but it was clear to me that Hokie was entering new pages for users who hadn't created their own.) Have fun! --Sford 06:59, 9 June 2006 (PDT)

Sford -- No, you're not being lame. I just wasn't funny. A comedian doesn't blame the audience for not laughing at a joke. Thanks for your support. Yves 12:54, 23 June 2006 (PDT)