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[Introduction by geekgirl.TV] Happy Valentines Day! You're watching Zefrank's the show.
Ze: Good afternoon Sports Racers, today is February 14th, the day that we celebrate romanticynicism. And look at all that candy, that doesn't just represent love, that's love plus money.
Today we wear our fancy clothes, even Google dressed up for the occasion despite there being no possible mate for it's giant engorged phallus of a stock price.
[Picture of Google logo for Valentine's Day] That's right, Google once again went to their award-winning design team, to create something special for the holiday.
[chuckling] Wait... wait, does that say "Googe"?
[close-up of logo] Yes, Googe it is, unless you count that un-strawberry-like stem as the "L". Which I'm sure wasn't intended because that would be stupid.
Googe [chuckling] I got some Googe for ya. If ya look closely that little yellow "o" got some Googe on it. Dude it got Googed!
In all seriousness though Google, thank you for the effort. [Ze is hit with Googe] "Dude I got Googed!" [licks chocolate off face] That's all right.
No, that wasn't real Googe, like I could even afford real Googe. It's all CGI and green screen these days anyways.
It's snowing out today, which is appropriate for Valentines Day, since anything can be made into a metaphor for love.
[reciting poem]
- As with the sudden snow fall
- Love begins with a moment of untouched purity.
- Once violated we struggle to give it shape and meaning,
- Yearning to extend its pleasures,
- With the knowledge that one day
- It will melt -- away.
You know what sucks? Shoveling snow! My parents made me do it for my allowance.
[Cut to footage of Ze sliding on the snow on his stomach] We were a poor family, and we couldn't afford shovels. I dreaded those days, but looked forward to coming back inside, cold and wet, for some hot coco.
Love is like a box filled with cat poopies. [Cut to footage of cat litter pan with a shovel digging inside] On the surface one can find small nuggets of joy. But many more treasures can be found when one takes the time to dig underneath.
Whatever. You're talking about normal love. What about true love?
Way to combine two words that are well defined. You either love love, or you don't. If you do, be prepared to apply the same blind faith and lack of scrutiny that you would to your lover. Ignoring its pimples and its tendency to say the word "ironically" in the wrong situations.
Or else, you'll wind up like Roland Barthes!
Happy Valentines day my sweeties, now lets all get drunk!
[footage of Ze applying the Googe]
[picture saying: "V-DAY VIDEO -- IN THE SIDE BAR"]
This show's sponsors - Gimme some candy
For Lola, my super-duckie! Love M.D. Norte
look kristen, i spent even more money on you!!
I'm in love with The Show! Please don't stop!
I love you Erin --- Your dorky husband, Chet
Annabelle you are the best poopface ever. Luv BDK
Thinking, she had to, so I don't just walk through
Hey, Ashley ... here's to my ORG best friend!
Love to 'honey',Charles, + dts Emily + Saphrona
I love you Allison. Thanks for my 1st 'real' V day
mmmmmmmmmohyesduckiesmmmmmmmm
Love you the mostest- Forget WV, let's move to ME!
'has, te amo, 'xes
Lava you beaucoup, Boy-face. [heart] & [seahorse]
hug your mom! earthhugday.com--Midnight GMT Vday
This is to all my quackers! Love to you all, Mwah!
thanks for the show, ze! love it!
Hey Fly! I'd marry you all over again! <3 Shawn :)
Happy V Day to Lambie and Ze from the Mones
RS & KH: loving so you don't have to
Oh yeah. I'm infatuated... with knowledge.
Ich liebe dich, Schatzi! (zu Sara, von Aaron)
Jim - here's the official Valentine - Sarah
Dear smooches, I love you! Love, Lily
infatuation, adoration, and love from Kimmyesque
Happy Valentine's Day to everyone! oxox Kimmyesque
Evil loves Zuul!
Thanks for daily laughs -Mike and Tim, Eragon.com
K - I love you more than duckies in the pond - M.
Chris, B, let's interpretive dance to the LOA prom
Thanks for a great show Ze!
~V <3 A~ (Happy V-day, bug. -monster)
for the q-test qt in the world - yes, you
tapanuli - you are tuned to my resonance frequency
I'm procrastinating by buying this. Love the show!
Much love for all of the awesomeness...
Ich liebe dich auch, li baqiyyat hayati!
mwah!
Hi Seth, I gave Ze some $, I love you, Patty
From your Grasshoper: I Love You Terra!!!
From: Wray. To: Everyone. Message: I <3 U!
Ze, you're OK but my heart belongs to Pam
IKZU PUPA. Be Forever Mine!
I love you Cooper ... Happy Valentine's Day!
I love my Honey & TKK. You're kinda nifty too, Ze.
duckie ergo sum
love your show!
Michael loves Kim.
Here's a bloody goat flesh slap o' love for ya!
Here's a bloody slap o' goat flesh love for ya!
Here's a goat flesh slap o' bloody love for ya!
Here's a slap o' bloody goat love flesh for ya!
New Greg loves Jodi even more than the Old Greg!XO
i like duckies
I thought of you while I was giving blood today.
Happy 1 year Kaley! I <3 U the most
You astound me in every imaginable way.
duckie sex!!
li-Habibi, ohebak
eff you, buddy. :)
Michael, you are my Sports Racer! Love, Justin
PWS: I can't wait for my discount Godiva. ~~RMD
So, how's that crest coming? ;-) And Happy V-day!
Hey, Noeller! Have a great day.
To 'Hot Lips' Bianca ... happy v-day
Stay warm, little duckie from Brighton...
Just pretend this is from a handsome rich guy. ;-)
Here's to teaching kids how to awesome!
You make me smile with my heart
Another sucky valentine's day, cheer me up ducky!
julia grace & ethan isaiah - october 14, 2007
Doug: Happy VD & Happy 40th BD! I LUV U - ally
Roses: red. Violets: blue. Ze gets candy. So do U!
Seth, I'm giving Ze $ in your honor, Love you, P
operation bumblebee shows some love.
Much love Ze! From UCI Campus Honors
Nadine, can I be your flower?
Katherin I still love you
I love you Cooper. Happy Valentine's Day!
Stacey LOVES Tim
happy v-day, salgados! the lemenheads love you!
*I love your knowledge*
happy valentines to zero influence
I Choo Choo Choose You!
Happy Singles Awareness Day!! watch lots of pr0n!
I never gave a guy a valentine, Ze.Think 1st grade
For the noble deeds of a wise heart. No salt.
Duckie love!
Greg and David, love you guys! And miss you. -A
I love you completely, kendall joy.
Angela + Ben
Thanks for doing this show for us! Happy VDay! :)
Shimmy loves ya', Ze!