the show: 03-06-07

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Bana-bshuuuuuuuu-BOM.

If it's "cool" with you, I'd like to hold off starting the show for just a little bit.

I am not "feeling it" and, uh, I dunno if you've done a show but you've gotta feel it.

How you doin'?

Can't hear you. Can't hear anything, actually.

You wanna see what I see when I'm lookin' at you?

That's it! Every goddamn day. Sometimes I imagine you live in there.

It's my robot lovah. I like her one beautiful eye.

What does it look like when you're watching? Maybe you're watching on an iPod.

Is it weird that that button is right where my crotch is? Turn up the volume - it's too quiet!

Now my nipple's on that button! YOU'D BETTER TURN IT DOWN!

This clip is just for people with iPods - you can just turn it upside down!

Shh, now I'm playing a trick on them!

Okay, I'm ready.

starstuff writes: Ze, why do some people seem to be really adept at improvisation?

Excellent question, starstuff. I might not be the best person to ask, because I'm still learning, but I should point out, much like pole-vaulting or prostitution, it's not about what you're born with, it's about who your teachers are.

And that's why I bought a fairly expensive instructional DVD.

[Improv is eas-ayyyyyyy. So mother-fBOOOOin' eas-ayyyyyy.]

[Jack McBrayer as 'Kenneth' from '30 Rock']

"Improv is easy. All you have to do is get your idea across, no matter what the cost. It's just that easy!"

"Improv is EASY. All you gotta have is a wacky character that may or may not exist in real life. Whatever the case, hilarity will always ensue!"

"Improv is easy. Just remember - it's supposed to be an ensemble art form, but it can only work if you stand out. So make it happen!"

[/Jack]

We're down to sixteen power moves in the awesomeness challenge in the ORG. That sentence means nothing to anyone but us! So get your votes in.

Here's a quick peek at what you'll see.

...

And now, the weather.

[Jack McBrayer as 'Kenneth' from '30 Rock']

"Weather?! There's no weather indoors! FWOO, it's hot in this kitchen! It's so hot my breath is on fire! Hhhuahhhhh. I'm a DEMON! Just kidding."

[/Jack]




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Image:theshow-sponsor-2-0.gif    Thanks, Ze.

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Image:theshow-sponsor-2-4.gif    Ken & Mike are Awesome. I miss Ya!

Image:theshow-sponsor-2-1.gif    Remember, Ze: always use strict. And warnings.

Image:theshow-sponsor-2-1.gif    Cuz u hire all my secret boyfriends for weathermen

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