the show: 03-08-07

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[Intro] Good morning sports racers. From atop of the rigging; by Paikea, New Zealand. You're watching The Show with Ze Frank. [camera panning down to the yacht beneath]

[Ze:] First dish, a bit of housekeeping.

[Sighs] announced the winner of the puzzle contest. Congratulations sports racer Goocher.

Goocher and a friend will be flown to New York where I will give them each a duck.

Tomorrow is the last show you can buy candy for.

Thank you to everyone who has bought candy this year.

I still kinda wanna sell out.

[snickering] So if any of you still feel like throwing loose change at the dancing monkey, this is your last chance.

With the Ray story complete and next weeks personal messages show, I'm pretty much done with the internship. [LOA sound in the background, Ze looking around, suddenly with a LOA message in his hands and eyes wide open] Binnng!

[Ze looking irritated] Show-offs.

[Ze disgusted, in slow motion with low voice] Uhhh, the chess thing...

Because I challenged the Fabulosos to a game of chess and lost, I have to fulfill my end of the bargain.

The stakes were: me and a guitar performing 10 minutes of songs.

[Ze smiling] Hmmm...

[Songs performed by Jonathan Coulton and Ze]

Set List:

This show's sponsors - Gimme some candy

Image:theshow-sponsor-3-0.gif    We're going to miss you too, Ze.

Image:theshow-sponsor-3-0.gif    thanks for the show -vimacs

Image:theshow-sponsor-3-0.gif    Thanks, Ze, for an amazing year.

Image:theshow-sponsor-3-0.gif    It won't be as much fun with you, Ze. Thank you.

Image:theshow-sponsor-3-0.gif    lunch money for your famous future

Image:theshow-sponsor-3-0.gif    Danke!

Image:theshow-sponsor-3-0.gif    our pack will miss you ze -

Image:theshow-sponsor-3-0.gif    ze, you enrich our lives, thank you so much, crisb

Image:theshow-sponsor-3-0.gif    For Wray, without whom I'd have no Ze. -Loorah

Image:theshow-sponsor-3-0.gif    B- Love you... -J ............. Ze: Gonna miss ya.

Image:theshow-sponsor-3-0.gif    it was a nice ride. thanks for the thoughts, man.

Image:theshow-sponsor-3-0.gif    Yalla Hapoel

Image:theshow-sponsor-3-0.gif    to: Ze. from: ryanharne. thanks.

Image:theshow-sponsor-3-0.gif    RunningFool is so good-looking. Love, RunningFool

Image:theshow-sponsor-3-0.gif    We'll miss the show. Thanks Ze, from Mpls, Radio K

Image:theshow-sponsor-3-0.gif    thanks for the ahhhh--MUSE--ment

Image:theshow-sponsor-3-0.gif    From one unwavering band of light to another, bye.

Image:theshow-sponsor-2-0.gif    Yay duckie.

Image:theshow-sponsor-2-1.gif    Thank you Ze. You rock the town.

Image:theshow-sponsor-2-2.gif    You can play in my pond anytime, Ze. I'll miss you

Image:theshow-sponsor-2-1.gif    ZeFrank: He's why Al Gore invented the internet.

Image:theshow-sponsor-1-3.gif    I'm going to miss you too. <3

Image:theshow-sponsor-2-3.gif    Thank you for what you've created in the world Ze.

Image:theshow-sponsor-1-6.gif    All good things must end. Dang it was good. -Adam

Image:theshow-sponsor-2-1.gif    Thanking, so you don't have to. - pmsg

Image:theshow-sponsor-2-3.gif    There's shame in free riding.

Image:theshow-sponsor-2-4.gif    Aja, you're the best sister a Ze fan could have!

Image:theshow-sponsor-1-2.gif    You don't have to miss us Ze...keep it going!

Image:theshow-sponsor-1-1.gif    forever&ever, will miss THE SHOW!

Image:theshow-sponsor-2-2.gif    We're going to miss you, too.

Image:theshow-sponsor-2-4.gif    Thanks Ze

Image:theshow-sponsor-1-7.gif    I will miss The Show. Best of luck. --Ben Brockert

Image:theshow-sponsor-1-1.gif    Yuri'sNightWorldSpaceParty! April12

Image:theshow-sponsor-2-1.gif    Cheers Ze for everything, we'll miss you - Loki

Image:theshow-sponsor-2-0.gif    Welp, see ya later!

Image:theshow-sponsor-2-2.gif    We will miss you, Ze! -- B&E

Image:theshow-sponsor-2-3.gif    Allison O, I miss you. And I like you. A lot. --RM

Image:theshow-sponsor-2-3.gif    who will think for us when ze's gone?

Image:theshow-sponsor-1-8.gif    I'll miss you too. Peace over and peace out. Simon

Image:theshow-sponsor-1-4.gif    And a shiny purple one for Emma. Thank you. Simon

Image:theshow-sponsor-1-7.gif    Circe to Odysseus. That slope is sure slippery.

Image:theshow-sponsor-2-1.gif    red hot ducky from ice-cold Vermont - thanks

Image:theshow-sponsor-1-4.gif    i didn't know you long, but it was good

Image:theshow-sponsor-2-0.gif    Ze - Thanks for a fun year, Noonan

Image:theshow-sponsor-1-1.gif    w00t duckie me Ze... hi Ian P Rif

Image:theshow-sponsor-1-2.gif    but you can't go...all the plants will die.

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