the show: 10-18-06
From zefrank
the show: no such show: $showdate |
watch this show |
the show: no such show: $showdate
no such show: $showdate
Transcript
(viewer): Good morning, Sports Racers. You're watching "The Show" with ZeFrank. I'm flying a Skyhawk at 9,500 feet. I'm pretty sure my day beats yours.
Ze: "Your day beat mine? I doubt it. *looks down* Look at all the duckies and jewels!
Microducky sponsorship will forever change the face of advertising. Imagine if Howard Dean had had duckies!
Thanks for being a part of the inaugural kick-off day. Your messages will be enshrined forever. Now, go find them!
Remember (giggles) remember, if you give me some candy, it'll show up underneath the next posted show.
It's the little things that count, like today when I left my apartment I saw somebody say "shit", then turn. Honest!
And, y'know what else? Ever since I was little, I carry my money all crumpled up in my pocket. And, like 6 years ago, I handed a crumpled bill to the guy on the subway to buy a token, and he said, "You unfold it. That's not my job!" And that scared me. So, I unfolded it, but the rest of the day I was thinking things I coulda said, like, "It is so your job...oh, yeah? You think THAT'S folded? THIS is folded...Okay, let's try that again, but this time, you shut your mouth."
But, so today in the deli I was nervously unfolding a bill 'cause I was like, "Oh, shit, he's gonna yell at me, too" and he says, "Don't worry. That's my job." But, I was like "Fuck that! This is a trap!" So, I kept on unfolding it. And, he says, "Thank you. I feel your heart." That made me feel good.
Little things.
Speaking of small things, the New Scientist finds that the horniest male beetles have the tiniest testicles.
(grinning) The new scientist is awesome!
Flashy mating advantages like the dung beetle's giant horn comes at a price; little nuts.
- close-up* Ladies, don't diss the guy driving the Kia. He might have a little something extra in the trunk.
Oh, and if ya find a beetle with really big nuts, that's a story I'd like to read, too.
Speakin' of a lot of nuts, the estimated U.S. population hit 300 million yesterday. Births outnumber deaths with a potential Sports Racer baby born every 7 seconds.
Meanwhile, researchers have found that there are slightly more TV sets than people in the average U.S. household. The administration is said to be considering a change in stance on premarital sex in order to keep pace on the "One Child per T.V. Initiative."
- close-up, whispering* Remember: the Kia.
The New York Times says that over a hundred accidental ingestions have occurred because of a household cleaning product that researchers say, "looks like a soft drink." When asked whether the product was part of a Hard Charger conspiracy, the manufacturers of the "Fabuloso" brand said, "No. It's just how God weeds out the idiots."
According to the L.A. Times, a commission backed by Bush has agreed that "stay the course" is not working. After muttering something about the '60s and "I can't believe we lost it", James Baker III, the head of the commission said, "There's no magic bullet for the situation in Iraq." The commission is said to be focused on two alternatives; one called "stability first"
(*close-up* That's the one where ya ask Iran and Syria to help end the fighting and ya try to entice insurgents into politics.)
and another called "redeploy and contain".
(*close-up* That's where ya gradually withdraw American troops to bases outside of Iraq so that they can respond to other threats.)
President Bush recently said, "My attitude is 'don't do what you're doing if it's not working. Change.'" The release of this report promises to test that attitude.
Today's another travel day. This is ZeFrank thinking so you don't have to."
This show's sponsors - Gimme some candy
Beth:Amor ordinem nescit. Amor est vitae essentia.
I hope this gets you all the Milk Duds you desire!
Miguel Del Norte says 'IMPEACH BUSH NOW'
This is what $50 bucks looks like.
I want to sponsor this shit. - user
Who likes feeding duckies?
Ze, Alex writing from Caracas. I Love the show.
If you got this far without giving, you're a taker
Thanks for the show!
Dugg Loves Bridget!
The Show is citizen media at it's finest!
Who likes the little little Ze on the net? We do!
Get up off your ass on Nov. 7 and VOTE FOR CHANGE!
quack
The Netstomper.Com Pig Loves Ze Frank's Duckie
duckie, since you're worth more than cable - Eliot
Please use $7 to buy yourself a beer. -FuzzySponch
Saskatoon, Saskatchewan: Home of Big Duckies
Many happy returns of the day, Raygrid.
Happy to do my part even if I'm not funny.
ZeFrank is my hero! --DelugeIA
Chicka quack quack.
Thanks
Ada, Ohio loves Ze Frank!!!
This Duckie brought to you by www.latenitemash.com
Lucky us! Just found out have credit on this card
The duckie ponders strange matters.
MolecularMedia.com bought Candy for ZeFrank!
BushLess in 2008
gokey's wine market 1429 main street green bay, wi
Happy Halloween! You make every day better. - Mali
Thanks for Cheering me up everyday.
Lucky says: Come to Sexxxy Halloween, Atlanta!
Ah, the price of entertainment... Love the show!
All Hail Poor Mojo's Giant Squid!
Hook Em
It's pay Ze day.
You should have done this months ago.
creativity doesn't have any don'ts.
This is great. Its like pledging to NPR!
zefrank's like a duckie with legs who's human!
Thanks, Ze
google has my credit card number.
Keep on rockin', Ze. And thank you.
Thanks for not giving us the Stage 10, Ze!
I have nothing interesting to say..oh well
We love you Ze! -Gnomar & Friends @ www.gnomar.com
nathaniel says, 'isn't it 'trick or treat'?'
Thanks.
A beer for Ze, from the blogger at shelbinator.com
Ze makes coming to work worthwhile!
north is not up and east is not right
Ze for president, 2012.
Nick and Ari are your sugar boys from Philly!
Crazy Monkey is my favorite Sports Racer!- Love PP
Ze, thank you for making me happy. Yea Ze!
ZeFrank: Cheaper than NPR, but a whole lot funnier
I like the little little duckies. And you too, Ze.
Hey travis, red hair is not in style this year.
moo
yes yes yes, the good times and the happiness
who likes the little little duckies in the pond?
Come here lil boy, want some candy? x0x0x from YVR
Ze Rocks!
thanks for the show
Thank you for letting me donate!
Something
Ogoglio.com: 3D in your pants....I mean browser.
Penguin <3. Get well soon.
ModestNeeds.org needs your Candy more than Ze does
some candy, from riko.
Little elevators are much too small for Matt.
I like you the best, Ze.
I am a red jewel! I convey urgency!
i am a grey jewel. i am a sad, lonely gem.
i am a green jewel! no, wait! i'm green! or teal.
i am a magenta jewel! i am fun at parties!
i am a green jewel. teal jewels envy me.
i am a blue jewel. but not that kind of blue.
i am a magenta jewel. the other magenta is a fake.
I love VORE
Duckie candy's the best snack yet. -adriene
Goddamn, NPR, United Way & now Ze is in on it too.
W0lver saying chicka-quack quack
Is this donation tax deductible? -- Scoop
I don't know what to write, just wanted to send$10
Greyhounds are the best pets! zeisz.com
hi ze. you rule. -steph
Support what you love or it will go away.
There is an exception to every rule.
For making me laugh when I was crying.
just another sports racer
jen lemen paying so you don't have to
Thanks Ze
Sweet as pie.
I love the little, little duckies in the pond!
the monster children will inherit the earth.
worst custom message, ever - tom
Little ducky. Big quack.
The Financial Aid Podcast Loves The Show
I like the little duckies...a chicka quack quack
Keep thinking - I'm no good at it. Thanks!
Free MyWikiBiz from Wikipedia's Jimmy Wales ! ! !
I love you too.
You got me through four months of unemployment
bring back patronage! ze needs to eat!
awsome show!!
Here's to keeping you from selling out.
Props & love from your fans @ Whitworth College!
Max, great to haveyouhaveyou back, buddy.
Go do that voodoo that you do so well.
Your crazy answer for the lazy cancer of apathy
Time Management for SysAdmins: Buy + live better!
Just another fabuloso 'out there doing his share'
This little ducky goes to market...
Keep on rockin Ze! from Perimere :)
Now use this pork to build bridges to the duckies!
Rock on, Ze!
Dezza you smell of cheese!
for all your john cage birthday presents
And now a rhyme: Yay for Ze! Hey makes my day OK.
Binga binga binga!
Ze deserves Candy; I deserve little duckie.
That was fun, but I'm still horny. Love, Saige
Hey Ze, how about an 'asshole baby' onesie?