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It's late in Los Angeles at Pink's Hot Dogs good morning sports racers, you're watching..

Running Fool:..the show with ze frank.

Radio Dude: Yes! With the Running Fool!

Running Fool: All right.

ze: (giggling) Well, one of those kids was a lot more excited than the other. Can you guess who?

Radio Dude: Yes!

Running Fool: All right.

Radio Dude: Yes!

Running Fool: All right.

ze: So I'm feelin' the fuzzy Decembers. I start to let go a little and hi-ber-nate. It's like running through syrup; the denouement of the year. This is when the pimples come; my Mother would say that they lag a couple weeks behind stressful events, surfacing when your body is recouping. As a pimply boy I took that quite literally, assigning each one its stressor. Waiting for them to manifest so I could symbolically purge them.

(pointing to his forehead): This one's from a video I did for CNN last week.

(slo mo): Like running through syrup.

"I've been meaning to ask". People say that but the 'meaning to' is in the past tense; you rarely ever see someone do it in the present.

(odd sound, all nasal, coming from his scrunched-up face)

"What are you doing?"

"I'm meaning to."

"To what?"

"You'll find out."

(odd sound again)

But there is something I've been meaning to ask you: What exactly is our relationship? I think about you a lot; you've made me angry, sad, happy and I like you but what exactly is this relationship that we have?

People used to talk about breaking the fourth wall. Groucho Marx turning to the camera and acknowledging the audience. I think we're well past that one. Did we find another wall? A fifth wall? And are we violating it? Is that why this conversation feels so awkward? I'm not sure, but I've been meaning to ask you what you think.

(odd sound again)

The ORG has been wiggling in its shell and the first cracks have just started to appear. If you were in the first hundred to sign up for the test run, follow the link in the sidebar to start pokin' around. If all goes well more folks off that list will be handed the keys.

The ORG is a place just for us, a place to be as awesome as you can be.

How many awesomeness points do you have?

Now that is an awesomeness point and that is how you submit a Running Fool pinning pic. And that is a smiling girl with a fork.

(slo mo) Like running through syrup.



This show's sponsors - Gimme some candy

Image:theshow-sponsor-3-0.gif    This is how much you mean to me in dollars, Ze.

Image:theshow-sponsor-2-1.gif    Good luck with exams, qt!

Image:theshow-sponsor-2-2.gif    I got blue too just in case ;-)


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