Design the German kid a shirt

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I WILL DO THIS. yes i will!

I am German untd ve hav no money for crazy American shirts!


picture of german kid jumping a shark


What about one of those less-expensive shirts? I liked those.

Something that says "Meine Schwantz Ist Kase!" would be funny, but he'd never wear it.

No, it wouldn't be too funny...it doesnt make any sense. I'm assuming you were trying to say my dick is cheese, but that would be more along the lines of "Mein Schwanz ist Käse!" but i wouldn't worry about it.

Hmm, I think he rather wanted to say "Mein Schwanz ist Kassler", but I still wouldn't worry about it.

I think the shirt we send the Cheap German Kid™ should be a screenshot of zeFrank from 6/7/06 where he sprays "Sie Mussen Hilfen!" with the slogan "Eine Scheibe Brot aus den Grund." (One slice of bread on the ground.) - Mister Fructose

Tyler and Mister - Your sentences make no sense in German. Or are you making fun of Americans and their legendary skills in foreign languages??? Well, from a neutral Swiss perspective the correct translation is "Eine Scheibe Brot auf dem Boden" (Mister) and " Ich bin eine preiswerte Prostituierte (female)/ein preiswerter Prostituierter (male), Das Deutsche Zicklein (Did you really want to say "goatling"?) von zefrank.com" (Tyler) - MO

The German Kid's name is "Markus"

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Votes

I vote for the bundesadler (bundesente?) design by brian. because it's fucking good. 82.82.179.206 13:28, 8 June 2006 (PDT)

+1 vote for the Deaf Kid's 2nd design. (empty pockets)

I vote for the design by Sunny (Bondage Duckie)

+1 vote for the Deaf Kid's 2nd design. Chicken pot pie! (empty pockets)

+1 vote for the Deaf Kid's 2nd design (empty pockets)

+1 vote for "that's just one slice of bread on the ground"

+1 vote for "the german kid from the show" by brian, but i also like the jack hook b&w with the purple text on the back and the one slice of bread on the ground one by Antelope-- they should all be put into the meaningless products store.

+1 vote for eich bin ein Sportsracer!

+3= my husband and i each vote for obeyken's "ich bin ein sportsracer"

+1 vote for 'Shirt'. But it'd be better if it was in German.

+1 vote for Deaf Kid's 1st design (assholes)

+1 vote for "The German Kid from the Show" by Brian

+1 vote for the Bundesente

+1 vote for Deaf Kid's second design

+1 for obeyken's "ich bin..." design

+1 vote for the Deaf Kid's 2nd design

+37 "german kid, empty pockets"

+1 swankboy

+1 for obeyken "ich bin ein sportsracer"

+1 vote for Brian's second design (3rd world countries)

+1 ABSOLUTLEY the german duck "Zuerst" (First)! by Jack Hook & The Deaf Kid

+1 for Brian's third world country

+1 League of Awesomeness by Antelope Buzkowski

+1 for obeyken "Ich bin ein Sportsracer"

+1 for "ich bin". Not sure if the humor translates to German, but is funny in US. I might even buy one.

+1 for obeyken "Ich bin ein Sportsracer"

+1 vote for myself

+1 for john mortons 'shirt' (@Jack Hook & The Deaf Kid .. i think u mean 'erster' .. not 'zuerst' ..)

+1 for Brian's "third world countries"... genious. I want one.

+1 for Brian's Bundesente (If we're allowed to vote for ourselves....)

+1 for Brian's "third world countries" I would actually buy that.

Fonts

This site has a bunch of free fonts that look Deuschisch.

Designs

Image:German kid big.gif

By Jem Tallon




Image:Germankid2.jpg By Brian

Image:Germany-shirt.gif By Brian


duck_beer.jpg


ein2.GIF



duck-in-dublin.gif


duckies got to be drinking beer - me bb



The German kid probably sees too much Hasselhoff already. But we don't! http://media.voom.com/bondonvoom/secretagent.mov

Image:Shirt_For_The_German_Kid.jpg

by: christian


ichbintshirt.jpg

(though maybe with something a bit more German-looking: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackletter)

by: obeyken


germansloveducks.jpg

By: Sunny


Image:germ.gif

by: swankboy


Image:germankid.png

by beno


Fabulederhosen.jpg

by: Chelsey


Front:

Image:German_Kid_Shirt_Front.jpg

Back:

Image:German_Kid_Shirt_Back.jpg

by christian + kyle


Germankid01.jpg

by The Deaf Kid


Germankid02.jpg

by The Deaf Kid, again


germanshirt7ak.jpg

by Jack Hook


germanshirt7b.jpg

by Jack Hook & The Deaf Kid Yes, "Zuerst" is First in German


Image:summer-intern.jpg

by Antelope Buzkowski

Image:slice-shirt.jpg

by Antelope Buzkowski


1081251331185272503_rs.jpg

by John Morton


hitlerduckie3ln.jpg


By Nigad Osman


zefrank0xl.jpg

I'm An Inexpensive Prostitute ~ The German Kid on ZeFrank.com

By Tyler Malone


ze_T1.jpg

by BigA


webwich.jpg

By Mathieu Sylvain


Shirts That I'd Make If I Had The Time

The Internet
bought me this t-shirt.


I bet the Internet didn't buy you anything.