Design the German kid a shirt
From zefrank
I WILL DO THIS. yes i will!
I am German untd ve hav no money for crazy American shirts!
picture of german kid jumping a shark
What about one of those less-expensive shirts? I liked those.
Something that says "Meine Schwantz Ist Kase!" would be funny, but he'd never wear it.
No, it wouldn't be too funny...it doesnt make any sense. I'm assuming you were trying to say my dick is cheese, but that would be more along the lines of "Mein Schwanz ist Käse!" but i wouldn't worry about it.
Hmm, I think he rather wanted to say "Mein Schwanz ist Kassler", but I still wouldn't worry about it.
I think the shirt we send the Cheap German Kid™ should be a screenshot of zeFrank from 6/7/06 where he sprays "Sie Mussen Hilfen!" with the slogan "Eine Scheibe Brot aus den Grund." (One slice of bread on the ground.) - Mister Fructose
Tyler and Mister - Your sentences make no sense in German. Or are you making fun of Americans and their legendary skills in foreign languages??? Well, from a neutral Swiss perspective the correct translation is "Eine Scheibe Brot auf dem Boden" (Mister) and " Ich bin eine preiswerte Prostituierte (female)/ein preiswerter Prostituierter (male), Das Deutsche Zicklein (Did you really want to say "goatling"?) von zefrank.com" (Tyler) - MO
The German Kid's name is "Markus"
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Votes
Wow you guys suck at voting. Make headers for your vote categories like these:
bundesadler
I vote for the bundesadler (bundesente?) design by brian. because it's fucking good. 82.82.179.206 13:28, 8 June 2006 (PDT)
+1 vote for "the german kid from the show" by brian, but i also like the jack hook b&w with the purple text on the back and the one slice of bread on the ground one by Antelope-- they should all be put into the meaningless products store.
+1 vote for "The German Kid from the Show" by Brian
+1 vote for the Bundesente
+1 for Brian's Bundesente (If we're allowed to vote for ourselves....)
Empty pockets
+1 vote for the Deaf Kid's 2nd design. (empty pockets)
+1 vote for the Deaf Kid's 2nd design. Chicken pot pie! (empty pockets)
+1 vote for the Deaf Kid's 2nd design (empty pockets)
bondage duckie
I vote for the design by Sunny (Bondage Duckie)
ich bin ein sportsracer
+1 vote for eich bin ein Sportsracer!
+3= my husband and i each vote for obeyken's "ich bin ein sportsracer"
+1 for obeyken's "ich bin..." design
+1 for obeyken "ich bin ein sportsracer"
+1 for obeyken "Ich bin ein Sportsracer"
+1 for "ich bin". Not sure if the humor translates to German, but is funny in US. I might even buy one.
+1 for obeyken "Ich bin ein Sportsracer"
+1 for "ich bin" - I liked empty pockets, but "ich bin" really made me laugh.
+1 for "ich bin ein sportsracer," but not in the baseball tee style, and not in old english. it makes it TOO corny (if that's even possible)
+1 for "ich bin" . Half of the designs here are great, but this one can't be topped.
+1 for "ich bin ein sportsracer". The others are dumb or full of spite, which would be ok if it was funny spite but it is not.
+1 for "ich bin ein sportsracer". Oh, that wasn't a choice, was it? Sorry.
+1 for "ich bin ein sportsracer." and just out of curosity, is there any word or phrase in German that sounds like "Sportsracer?"
+1 for "ich bin ein sportsracer". Then put the Zapruder film headshot on it.
third world countries
+1 vote for Brian's second design (3rd world countries)
+1 for Brian's third world country
+1 for Brian's "third world countries"... genious. I want one.
+1 for Brian's "third world countries" I would actually buy that.
etc!
+1 vote for "that's just one slice of bread on the ground"
+37 "german kid, empty pockets"
+1 vote for Deaf Kid's second design
+1 vote for the Deaf Kid's 2nd design
+1 vote for 'Shirt'. But it'd be better if it was in German.
+1 for john mortons 'shirt' (@Jack Hook & The Deaf Kid .. i think u mean 'erster' .. not 'zuerst' ..)
+2 vote for Deaf Kid's 1st design (assholes)
+1 swankboy
+1 ABSOLUTLEY the german duck "Zuerst" (First)! by Jack Hook & The Deaf Kid
+1 League of Awesomeness by Antelope Buzkowski
+1 vote for myself
Fonts
This site has a bunch of free fonts that look Deuschisch.
Designs
By Jem Tallon
By Brian
By Brian
duckies got to be drinking beer - me bb
The German kid probably sees too much Hasselhoff already. But we don't!
http://media.voom.com/bondonvoom/secretagent.mov
by: christian
(though maybe with something a bit more German-looking: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackletter)
by: obeyken
By: Sunny
by: swankboy
by beno
by: Chelsey
Front:
Back:
by christian + kyle
by The Deaf Kid
by The Deaf Kid, again
by Jack Hook
by Jack Hook & The Deaf Kid Yes, "Zuerst" is First in German
by Antelope Buzkowski
by Antelope Buzkowski
by John Morton
By Nigad Osman
I'm An Inexpensive Prostitute ~ The German Kid on ZeFrank.com
By Tyler Malone
by BigA
By Mathieu Sylvain
Shirts That I'd Make If I Had The Time
bought me this t-shirt.
I bet the Internet didn't buy you anything.
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